{"sf1_id":308303,"sf2_id":"RnoAG3pe","title":"Emo Wolf and The Enemy Neighbor","author":"FuzziNums","words":201,"posted_at":"2011-11-17T16:06:00.000Z","tags":["Emo","Wolf","enemy","funny","pie"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/308303-emo-wolf-and-the-enemy-neighbor","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/RnoAG3pe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/2d/ec/2dec86f4-2156-4ce3-9afb-4223b1c68bdd","description":"","content":"Once upon a time there was a emo wolf and it liked pie.. one day its enemy came to its house and had a pie.\n\nEmo Wolf: OMG U GOTS PIE!!! \\*drools uncontrolably\\*\n\nEnemy: Yes do you want it?\n\nEmo Wolf: YESS!!!!! \\*jumps like a spazzed out crazk head\\*\n\nEnemy: then u must say im the best in the world...\n\nEmo Wolf: \\*sighs\\* ok YOUR THE BEST IN THE WORLD!! ... \\*mumbles under breath\\* \\\u003cnot!!\\\u003e\n\nEnemy: OK here ya go \\*hands wolf the pie\\*\n\nEmo Wolf: \\*chomps the pie in one bite and the enemy watches and waits for an explosion cuz the pie was a bomb\\*\n\nEnemy: feel any different?\n\nEmo Wolf: Nope... wait.... wait.... wait.... wait..... wait..... wait... \\*farts then sniffs the fart\\* MMmmm cherry\n\nEnemy: \\*looks at emo wolf with his mouth open\\* But...\n\nEmo Wolf: WHAT IS MY BUTT GONNA GET BIG FROM THT PIE?!?!?!?!?!?\n\nEnemy: No your butts fine... \\*looks at Emo Wolfs bum\\*\n\nEmo Wolf: Ok well thanx for the pie!\n\nEnemy: \\*leaves in disapointment\\* ill get emo wolf next time!!\n\nEmo Wolf: you will get me what?!?!?!? \\*looks at enemy funny\\*\n\nEnemy: Another pie my good neighbor... \\*runs away with evil smirk on face.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}