# Emo Wolf and The Enemy Neighbor

Author: FuzziNums
Tags: Emo, Wolf, enemy, funny, pie

Once upon a time there was a emo wolf and it liked pie.. one day its enemy came to its house and had a pie.

Emo Wolf: OMG U GOTS PIE!!! \*drools uncontrolably\*

Enemy: Yes do you want it?

Emo Wolf: YESS!!!!! \*jumps like a spazzed out crazk head\*

Enemy: then u must say im the best in the world...

Emo Wolf: \*sighs\* ok YOUR THE BEST IN THE WORLD!! ... \*mumbles under breath\* \<not!!\>

Enemy: OK here ya go \*hands wolf the pie\*

Emo Wolf: \*chomps the pie in one bite and the enemy watches and waits for an explosion cuz the pie was a bomb\*

Enemy: feel any different?

Emo Wolf: Nope... wait.... wait.... wait.... wait..... wait..... wait... \*farts then sniffs the fart\* MMmmm cherry

Enemy: \*looks at emo wolf with his mouth open\* But...

Emo Wolf: WHAT IS MY BUTT GONNA GET BIG FROM THT PIE?!?!?!?!?!?

Enemy: No your butts fine... \*looks at Emo Wolfs bum\*

Emo Wolf: Ok well thanx for the pie!

Enemy: \*leaves in disapointment\* ill get emo wolf next time!!

Emo Wolf: you will get me what?!?!?!? \*looks at enemy funny\*

Enemy: Another pie my good neighbor... \*runs away with evil smirk on face.

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/RnoAG3pe