{"sf1_id":310092,"sf2_id":"XekXaXzm","title":"Today was an average day.","author":"TakenByMe","words":1538,"posted_at":"2011-11-23T19:01:00.000Z","tags":["Dog","Licking","M/M/F","Zoophilia"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/310092-today-was-an-average-day","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/XekXaXzm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/62/2d/622d1d3a-963f-4cf2-9e35-bdc3268963d0","description":"","content":"This is my story of today in the form of an online conversation with a mate of mine. Please do not complain about spelling, grammar etc. I am aware it is appalling but I did not want to alter the convo just for readability. Reality is unrealistic :)  \n  \n[14:36:48] Heli: How's it going, dude?  \n  \n[14:43:03] LoL Clan: infinate rage because college  \nbut atleaset they acknowledge that im smarter XD  \ni got sent home 3 hours early coz i started on next weeks work, and they dont want me being that far ahed of the class ¬¬  \n  \n[14:44:40] Heli: XD  \nBrilliant!  \n  \n[14:44:47] LoL Clan: ¬¬  \nno no it is not.  \nalsoo i was an hour late this morning XD  \n  \n[14:45:11] Heli: Why ever not? Also, how was the weekend?  \nAnd lol at you :P  \n  \n[14:45:12] LoL Clan: they didnt give a flying one coz ive got nuffin to do anyways  \nalso weekend was ...  \nfun....  \n:3  \n  \n[14:45:28] Heli: ...  \nYou were so derpy  \nI wish I coulda seen your face  \n:L  \n  \n[14:45:56] LoL Clan: lol  \nwhaiii?  \n  \n[14:46:05] Heli: It's adorable  \n  \n[14:46:12] LoL Clan: what u mean?  \ni r confuzd  \n  \n[14:46:26] Heli: I think you are adorable when you are happeh. But didn't his bf have something to say about him being there so long?\n\n\u0026nbsp;[14:46:48] LoL Clan: they broke up XD and dawww thanks :3  \n  \n[14:46:57] Heli: WAT  \nReally?  \n  \n[14:47:02] LoL Clan: yup...  \n  \n[14:47:05] Heli: So...  \n  \n[14:47:30] LoL Clan: coz they had an argument and joe said \" im off to westys coz atleast he can make me cum\"  \ntheir relationship died on the spot. So nao i can haz :D  \n  \n[14:47:48] Heli: XD  \n  \n[14:47:48] LoL Clan: and i rofled for about 3 hours.  \n  \n[14:47:53] Heli: Pfghhaahahah  \nI spat outmah milkshake  \n  \n[14:48:05] LoL Clan: XD  \n  \n[14:48:09] Heli: / facepalm  \nAlso nom...  \n  \n[14:48:39] LoL Clan: rawr?  \n  \n[14:48:42] Heli: My mouth tastes like meat...  \n  \n[14:48:51] LoL Clan: ¬¬  \n  \n[14:48:56] Heli: And I smell like dawg. I is happeh :3  \nI snuggled and made out with Kolda for like 40 mins  \n\\*Sigh\\*  \nHe is so fluffy!  \nWas funny though...  \nI decided it was getting dangerous so stopped and got on with other things.  \n3 mins later Jaguar texted me to say if I haven't gone to the shops not to worry cos he was a few mins away. If I had been busy I'd never have heard the text go and can you imagine if he walked in!  \n  \n[14:50:56] LoL Clan: \\\u003e.\\\u003c ahhh the aaaaawwwwwwkwwwaaaaaarrrrdddddd  \nalso NOT HAPPY, had to resort to using my sword on skyrim... im a fucking stealthy ninja archer, i shouldnt have to deal with this BS  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;[14:51:12] Heli: ROFL  \nI am getting skyrim  \n  \n[14:51:28] LoL Clan: i pirated it like a boss  \n  \n[14:51:32] Heli: Meep  \nI am telling you, I know you do not approve but that dawg seduces me!  \nHe has a sexier derpface than GayBear  \nSeriously.  \n  \n[14:53:00] LoL Clan: :3  \ni have nothing against you doing what you do with them there goggies, if you like it do it, but i will always o.0 whenever you mention it coz its that odd..  \n  \n[14:54:47] Heli: He does this thing when he sees me. Instead of jumping up excitedly he goes over to the couch and leans on it all chilled. The he half-closes his eyes with this goofy grin and licks his nose and opens his legs a bit  \nIt's flipping more obvious than most skinnies  \nYou had to be ther  \n-.-  \nHe's very kissy  \nAlways looking for mah face and snuggling me  \nNelson's not like that, though  \nAll he thinks about is sex  \nHe's a typical dog  \nAlways tryna jump on me  \nThey very good in company though  \n  \n[14:56:53] LoL Clan: 0.o  \n  \n[14:57:23] Heli: Except they do this thing where they walk past me, rubbing at my leg just a little and then walk away, holding eye-contact with staffie-eyes. Then they sit in the corner watching me  \nThey know it makes me uncomfortable and they never do anything around other people but if my sister goes to the bathroom they'll be all over me and then go ack to their bed when they hear her coming back  \nBloody distracting when I have to keep pretending I am not red and wet as fuck  \n:(  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;[14:58:47] LoL Clan: lolz  \nyou are getting pwnt by goggies  \n  \n[14:59:03] Heli: Member how much of a flirt the squirrel was\\\u003e  \n?  \n  \n[14:59:07] LoL Clan: aye  \n  \n[14:59:16] Heli: They are worse. Especially Kolda  \n  \n[14:59:19] LoL Clan: XD  \n  \n[14:59:24] Heli: Always sniffing!  \nGah  \nAnd not just There  \nMy neck and my ears  \nYou know how that feels  \nSo today I was in the bathroom an  \nHang on  \nWanna hear what happened?  \nOr not rlly?  \n  \n[15:01:59] LoL Clan: go for it.  \n:3  \n  \n[15:02:26] Heli: K well I was washing my hands after using this AWFUL rust remover  \nKolda was sitting at the door and he started walking over to me, licking my toes, and then going back to the door.  \nIt was really weird  \n(He has a foot fetish btw  \nSrsly  \nThat damn dog will wake me up in the mornings when I feel my feet are cold and he's licking them like the last ice-cream on earth  \nAnyway  \nHe's licking my feet and then going back to the door then back to my feet etc)  \nNelson was outside chilling next to the fence cause the neighbours got a new dog and he's very territorial  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;[15:06:38] LoL Clan: go on...  \n  \n[15:07:37] Heli: I got a little flustered (wet -.-) but I had loads to do so I went out the door, hugging Kolda and kissing him on top of his head on the way out. He looked up and licked at my face so I smooched him a bit cause I can. He was whining a little but I really didn't have time to stop as I needed to spraypaint those stupid pots before the rain  \nOnly I made the mistake of getting carried away and rubbing his chest a bit and he loves that so he followed me outside and would NOT leave me alone for five seconds. He kept sniffing and whining and licking my hands and eventually he stood up on my shoulders and tried to eat my face.  \nWell Nelson saw that and he always gets a wee bit jealous so he came over and pushed Kolda out of the way. He's much smaller but he's quite strong and I couldn't support Kolda's weight anyway cause he is flipping heavy so I fell on my butt, Kolda landed next to me on all fours and Nelson tried to jump me then and there. I could see the tip of him poking out, glistening and looking delicious.  \nI figured they were not going to stop and my chances of getting any work done whatsoever were nil so I went indoors and sat on the couch.  \nNelson got to it straight away, obsessively licking at my bare legs and anywhere he found skin. Kolda lay accross my lap and snuggled and kissed and nibbled and played puppy but I could see he was frustrated so I...  \nErm  \nHelped him out a bit  \nLike I said:  \nBest  \nDerpface  \nEver.  \nHe was all happy and chilled and suff.  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;[15:14:26] LoL Clan: you gave a dog a hand jerb¬¬  \nthey aint people yous know...  \n  \n[15:16:00] Heli: Not exactly... I licked at him and played with the tasty saltiness until I couldn't wait anymore, then I swallowed him and sucked out all the delicious I could then he licked out my mouth and throat \\*shiver\\* and I played with his paws a bit. He likes playing pat-the-paw :3\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; And tell THEM that XD\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Anyway. Nelson was irritating me but also making me kinda hawt so I started getting a bit worked up. He had pushed aside my shorts and was pushing his long tongue as deep into me as he could get it. But before I could get the rest of my clothes off I reckoned we had better stop so I switched the channel over to MLP and snuggled in a warm blanket of heavy furries till I got that damn text.  \nEnd of day.  \n  \n[15:16:26] LoL Clan: lols  \nlike i said, you got pwnt by doggies  \n  \n[15:16:41] Heli: Repeatedly  \nThey just so sneaky  \nRemember how that dogue de bordeaux followed us and licked and sniffled and flirted?  \nCan't tell me that was innocent  \nShe wanted it  \nShe wanted YOU  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;[15:18:42] LoL Clan: ¬¬  \n  \n[15:18:46] Heli: Only diff between you and me is I am a caring person who will help out others if they ask or demand it  \nXD  \n  \n[15:18:57] LoL Clan: see what you did there/// :P also.. DOGS ARENT PEOPLE\\\u003e\\\u003e\\\u003e they are being selfinsh they just wants to orgasm on you  \n  \n[15:21:00] Heli: I am like that most of the time too. You saying I'M not a people??  \n  \n[15:21:52] LoL Clan: no you are a PERSON....  \n  \n[15:22:09] Heli: You sure about that?  \n  \n[15:22:18] LoL Clan: also the difference is you know what you want but they just have the 'i like that immah do it moar' thing goin.  \n  \n[15:24:12] Heli: I see no problem here.  \n:D  \n  \n[15:24:57] LoL Clan: Starngly, me niether :p\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThanks, please rate/comment etc :3\n\n  \n  \n\n"}