{"sf1_id":311631,"sf2_id":"B1Q9NJZ1","title":"Ninja Kitty (A Poem)","author":"SHADOWxxLIGHT","words":565,"posted_at":"2011-11-29T02:26:00.000Z","tags":["Cat","Humor","Kitty","Poem","Rhyme","SHADOWxxLIGHT","Shotgun","cats"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/311631-ninja-kitty-a-poem","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/B1Q9NJZ1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/5c/a9/5ca9a30d-56d2-46a0-8cbf-c2242bd1d9a6","description":"","content":"The following is a poem i wrote for a friend of mine awhile back. I decided to share it with you all. Have a nice read! (^.^)\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNinja kitty,  \nSilent, deadly,  \nSmart, kunning,  \nFlying through the shadows,  \nALways invisible, stalking his prey,  \nThe black panther to the white mouse,  \nConstantly watching, without a sound.  \nTravis is his name,  \nLike other kittys not the same.  \nHis pure awesomeness resides in his feet,  \nAnd in health when he eats meat.  \nWhen he strikes, no one will know,  \nBut they will when they see his fat black toe,  \nRight before their head's cut off,  \nAnd ninja kitty Travis starts to scoff.  \nHe can change his epic form at will,  \nThrough his blood it sends a trill.  \nA craving for flesh, it does amend,  \none that many, cannot comprehend.  \nHe teaches himself, many a trick,  \nSo that anyone, he can easily kick.  \nStalking his victims, around the halls,  \nAlways staying close, and near, to the wall.  \nWhen he captures his victims, in a state of pure terror,  \nHe takes them to his big, gigantic manor.  \nHe devours them whole, minus the head,  \nBecause honestly prefers his victims, very much dead.  \n\"Nothin' can stop meh!\" He thinks to himself,  \n\"For i am way bettuh, than any puneh elf!\"  \nLittle does he know, his reign is soon to end,  \nFor a counsle of people, has agreed to send,  \nA messenger to me, Shadow supreme.  \nI lurk in dark,  \nI make it my mark,  \nFor it hides me so well.  \n\"Am I there?\", You never can tell.  \nI run through them, across the hills,  \nuntill i reach the manor, ready to make my kill.  \nI enter through the top window,  \nWhen I suddenly spot a black widow.  \n\"Do you know where Travis went?\"  \nI asked, which I truely ment.  \n\"He's down in the basement, of course.\"  \nThe widow replied, with no remorse.  \nI scuddle on down there, then hide off to the side,  \nWhat's right before me, I see with my very own eyes.  \nNinja Travis, in the flesh,  \nBut now that I've found him, he will no longer be fresh!  \nAs I jump from the shadows, into the air,  \nI feel ninja kittys heart, fill with dispair.  \nFor I hide where he hides, in shadow.  \nTherefore where he hides I will always know.  \nMy shotgun blows him up, in one big shot,  \n\"Haha, my friend, you have been caught!\"  \nAs he rebuilds himself, I put him in a time-stopping box,  \nWhich, at one time, used to hold a fox.  \n\"Your time of reign is over!\"  \nI tell him through the cover,  \nWhen i suddenly realize,  \nThis was a demize!  \nAs the bow explodes, to all corners of the room,  \nTravis repairs himself, with a great big boom!  \n\"Ninja kitteh away!\" He says,  \nAs he jumps onto a pile of hay.  \nAs he dissapears, the lights turn on,  \nAnd suddenly I know, he has gone.  \nOff to the other side of the world, is the most likely guess,  \nSo he can trick us into sending only our best.  \nWell it won't happen, not for a long time,  \nUntill we meet again, ninja kitty,  \nUntill next time!\n\n(If you are slightly confused about that last part, he can repair his body after he is killed, by rebuilding his body parts. Tha box he is put in stops time inside. Yep, pretty self-explanitory.)\n\n  \n  \n\n"}