{"sf1_id":312099,"sf2_id":"RnoAwave","title":"Because I'm shy. (An Afroman parody)","author":"Robin L Tinderfox","words":358,"posted_at":"2011-11-30T06:45:00.000Z","tags":["Parody","Short"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/312099-because-i-m-shy-an-afroman-parody","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/RnoAwave","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/c1/77/c1771221-5e5c-4903-8fb1-f5ed4473b022","description":"","content":"I apologize for this not having anything do to with furs in it but someone asked me to do another parody and well, it's hard to parody things like that.\u0026nbsp; This is a parody of Afroman's song \"Because I got high' taking from alil experiance and the fact that I am terrible at talking to women. Without further delay here's the parody \"Because I'm Shy\" tell me what you think in the comments, I know it's not as good as I wanted it to be.\n\n------------------------------------------------\n\nBecause I got shy\n\nby Castle Rock\n\n----------\n\nI was gonna get a girlfriend;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBut then I got shy.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI was gonna treat her like a queen;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBut then I got shy.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNow, I'm still alone and I know why!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n(why man?)\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBecause I'm shy. (x3)\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI was gonna tell her she's cute;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBut then I got shy\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI was say she looked good in that top;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nbut then I got shy\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNow she doesn't know I exist and I know why!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n(Why man?)\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nYe-ah! Cause I'm shy (x3)\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI barely talk to my female friends;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBecause I'm shy.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI usually shut up when they're around\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBecause I'm shy.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNow they think I'm gay and I know why!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nYe-ah! Because I'm shy (x3)\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI was gonna ask you out\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nbut then I got shy.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI was gonne tell you I love you too\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nbut then I got shy.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNow you're dating a dick and I know why!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n(Because she got terrible taste in men?)\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\*in normal voice\\* Well.. yeah but also because I'm shy.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n(We hear that!)\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nYe-AH! Because I got shy! Because I got shy! Because I got Sh - y\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI've messed up most of my life;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBecause I'm too shy.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI've never truely known love;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBecause I'm too shy.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI'mma stop singin' this song.... the end\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n(Fuck CUPID BITCH!)\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nLook for the third part of Castle Rock's story \"Lost in the world\" coming soon(hopefully)\n\n  \n  \n\n"}