# Because I'm shy. (An Afroman parody)

Author: Robin L Tinderfox
Tags: Parody, Short

I apologize for this not having anything do to with furs in it but someone asked me to do another parody and well, it's hard to parody things like that.  This is a parody of Afroman's song "Because I got high' taking from alil experiance and the fact that I am terrible at talking to women. Without further delay here's the parody "Because I'm Shy" tell me what you think in the comments, I know it's not as good as I wanted it to be.

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Because I got shy

by Castle Rock

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I was gonna get a girlfriend;

 

But then I got shy.

 

I was gonna treat her like a queen;

 

But then I got shy.

 

Now, I'm still alone and I know why!

 

(why man?)

 

Because I'm shy. (x3)

 

I was gonna tell her she's cute;

 

But then I got shy

 

I was say she looked good in that top;

 

but then I got shy

 

Now she doesn't know I exist and I know why!

 

(Why man?)

 

Ye-ah! Cause I'm shy (x3)

 

I barely talk to my female friends;

 

Because I'm shy.

 

I usually shut up when they're around

 

Because I'm shy.

 

Now they think I'm gay and I know why!

 

Ye-ah! Because I'm shy (x3)

 

I was gonna ask you out

 

but then I got shy.

 

I was gonne tell you I love you too

 

but then I got shy.

 

Now you're dating a dick and I know why!

 

(Because she got terrible taste in men?)

 

\*in normal voice\* Well.. yeah but also because I'm shy.

 

(We hear that!)

 

Ye-AH! Because I got shy! Because I got shy! Because I got Sh - y

 

I've messed up most of my life;

 

Because I'm too shy.

 

I've never truely known love;

 

Because I'm too shy.

 

I'mma stop singin' this song.... the end

 

(Fuck CUPID BITCH!)

 

Look for the third part of Castle Rock's story "Lost in the world" coming soon(hopefully)

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/RnoAwave