{"sf1_id":321650,"sf2_id":"lmXbwqr1","title":"#5 - BETA Testing","author":"Lycanthromancer","words":245,"posted_at":"2011-12-30T20:41:00.000Z","tags":["Ass","Fruit Bat","Gay","Humor","M/M","Vignette","Wolf","condoms","lubricant"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/321650-5-beta-testing","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/lmXbwqr1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/4d/0d/4d0d8487-73a5-42bc-ab81-8360a33b31e2","description":"#5 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi\n\n ","content":"\u0026nbsp;\n\n**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**\n\n**_Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**BETA TESTING**\n\n**Consummate Lover Romari:**\"Love, you have a sweet ass.\"\n\n**Imperial Consort Neal:**\"Thank you, Dearheart.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"No, I mean it tastes like caramel fudge. What the hell is this?\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Oh, it's part of our company's new line of sexual snack-foods. Flavored personal lubricant. We call it _Cockolate,_ and it's slated to come out next month. I know for a fact that it goes well with our _Condom-Mints.\"_\n\n**Romari:**\"How do _you_ know? We never _use_ condoms!\"\n\n**Neal:**\"We didn't want to disturb you at the time, as you were down with the flu. A number of men in your _BETA_ harem tested them with me.\"\n\n**Romari:** _\"BETA-_testing? What a novel idea. What else do we have that needs testing?\"\n\n**Neal:**\"We have our new SPF 80 sun-protection lubricant. We're calling it _Cock-Block.\"_\n\n**Romari:**\"Gods, no. And fire whoever came up with that name.\"\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*  \nFor a comprehensive list of all of them, go here:\u0026nbsp;[http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user](http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user).\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/321072-4-taking-dictation.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/322194-6-poker-faces.json"}}