# #5 - BETA Testing

Author: Lycanthromancer
Tags: Ass, Fruit Bat, Gay, Humor, M/M, Vignette, Wolf, condoms, lubricant

#5 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi

 

 

**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**

**_Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**

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**BETA TESTING**

**Consummate Lover Romari:**"Love, you have a sweet ass."

**Imperial Consort Neal:**"Thank you, Dearheart."

**Romari:**"No, I mean it tastes like caramel fudge. What the hell is this?"

**Neal:**"Oh, it's part of our company's new line of sexual snack-foods. Flavored personal lubricant. We call it _Cockolate,_ and it's slated to come out next month. I know for a fact that it goes well with our _Condom-Mints."_

**Romari:**"How do _you_ know? We never _use_ condoms!"

**Neal:**"We didn't want to disturb you at the time, as you were down with the flu. A number of men in your _BETA_ harem tested them with me."

**Romari:** _"BETA-_testing? What a novel idea. What else do we have that needs testing?"

**Neal:**"We have our new SPF 80 sun-protection lubricant. We're calling it _Cock-Block."_

**Romari:**"Gods, no. And fire whoever came up with that name."

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