{"sf1_id":322194,"sf2_id":"YnLwBYRm","title":"#6 - Poker Faces","author":"Lycanthromancer","words":563,"posted_at":"2012-01-01T21:35:00.000Z","tags":["Fruit Bat","Gay","Humor","Innuendo","M/M","Vignette","Wolf"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/322194-6-poker-faces","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/YnLwBYRm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/ef/02/ef02c526-e70c-48ae-8f06-fff45b492878","description":"#6 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi\n\n \n\nRomari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty natio...","content":"\u0026nbsp;\n\n**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**\n\n**_Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**POKER FACES**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**Idiot Dignitary:**\"...and then the Grand Master says to his disciple, _'That's what she said!'\"_\n\n**Imperial Sovereign Romari:** \\*Strained groan\\* \"Excuse me. My apologies, Minister Alphonse. I found myself a bit distracted for a moment. Muscle spasms, you know. Do go on.\"\n\n**Imperial Assistant Neal:** \\*Climbs out from under the table, wiping off his muzzle with a silent belch, and with an oddly distended gut.\\* \"I found your..._fork,_ sir.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Thank you, Neal. Remind me to personally reward you for your diligence later. Minister Alphonse, I don't believe you have met Neal, my very exclusive and _private_ secretary.\"\n\n**Dignitary:** _\"What?_ We have been eating for nearly an hour! Why were you under the table for that long?\"\n\n**Neal:** \\*Sloshes a bit as he bows\\* \"I was looking for the emperor's fork, sir, as I believe I mentioned.\"\n\n**Dignitary:** _\"An hour for a fork?!\"_\n\n**Neal:** \\*Donning his wire-frame glasses\\* \"I am afraid I'm a bit near-sighted sir, and I didn't wear my spectacles for fear of jostling and breaking them. I practically had to shove my nose between his legs to find his fork, down on the floor as I was, and that was the very last place I looked. It's his _lucky_ fork you see, and it has great practical and sentimental value to the emperor. He needs it for _\\*ahem\\*_ masticating at the imperial balls and for certain private functions; I couldn't just leave it untended.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Yes, Neal is quite good at fu--, err, _forking._ Very _thorough._ I believe he deserves a raise -- a rather nicely _engorged_ bonus -- once we have some private time to discuss such things. Would you care to join us for the remainder of the meal, Secretary? I believe we're just now reaching the final course for the evening: a large _spotted dick_ filled with _creamed cumquat.\"_\n\n**Neal:**\"Thank you, Your Imperial Highness, but no. I've had my fill of _dick_ for the moment, as I devoured a rather tasty one just before _I came,_ and I'm quite _stuffed._ If you'll recall, I'm hosting our twenty-four-man _poker_ tournament tonight in my _hindquarters_ -- you know, my _private_ apartments at the _rear_ of the estate? -- so if it's all the same to you, sir, I shall go prepare them for our late-night _poker-_related festivities. If you like, we may engage in an in-depth _tête-à-tête_ regarding that nicely _engorged_ bonus you spoke of, before the other participants arrive.\"\n\n**Romari:** \\*Raises eyebrow at Neal's masterful innuendo\\* \"Very well, Neal. You may go.\"\n\n**Dignitary:**\"You're a poker man? I'm a dab hand at it myself. Is there room for an extra?\"\n\n**Romari:** \\*Mutters\\* \"Less poke _HER_ and more poke _HIM,_ Minister.\"\n\n**Dignitary:**\"Pardon? What was that?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Nothing. Sorry, all our holes will be filled.\"\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\nFor a comprehensive list of all of them, go here:\u0026nbsp;[http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user](http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user).\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/321650-5-beta-testing.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/322788-7-breeding-records.json"}}