{"sf1_id":325864,"sf2_id":"4nARMkM1","title":"#11 - Poor Dating Practices","author":"Lycanthromancer","words":307,"posted_at":"2012-01-13T02:21:00.000Z","tags":["Fruit Bat","Gay","Humor","Implied Anal","M/M","Vignette","Wolf"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/325864-11-poor-dating-practices","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/4nARMkM1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/12/c9/12c98ee0-bc21-4978-8edd-3171ab05d1ce","description":"#11 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi\n\n \n\nRomari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty natio...","content":"\u0026nbsp;\n\n**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**\n\n**_Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**POOR DATING PRACTICES**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**Imperial Sovereign Romari:**\"That's the last time I'm going out for a romantic evening with _him!_ See if I call him back at that number he gave me. That was the worst first date I've ever had.\"\n\n**Imperial Assistant Neal:**\"Sir, we've been over this--\"\n\n**Romari:**\"What kind of restaurant was that, anyway? The atmosphere was like meeting someone at a mortuary, and the only foods they had available were those horrid confections!\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Sir, you--\"\n\n**Romari:**\"And afterwards! No tact at all! He was just like, _'Pull down your pants, raise your tail, and bend over'!_ That sorry excuse for lube he used was _freezing!_ It felt like Death's ice-cold bony prick probing my rectum! And I didn't even get off!\"\n\n**Neal:** _\"Sir--!\"_\n\n**Romari:**\"Nobody's allowed to touch my ass but you and my harems from now on!\"\n\n**Neal: _\"SIR!!!_** _It was a prostate exam --_ a necessary medical procedure!\"\n\n**Romari:**\"...Oh... Uh, right... Then I'm having that quack's license revoked! There's only one 'thermometer' he's sticking up my tail-hole, and that's the one he'll use if he becomes one of my lovers. Otherwise, he can very well just _butt-out!\"_\n\n**Neal:** \\*Sighs\\* \"I'm never giving you that brand of cold medication again.\"\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\nFor a comprehensive list of all of them, go here:\u0026nbsp;[http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user](http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user).\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/325001-10-self-sacrifice.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/326461-12-pandering-to-stereotypes.json"}}