# #11 - Poor Dating Practices

Author: Lycanthromancer
Tags: Fruit Bat, Gay, Humor, Implied Anal, M/M, Vignette, Wolf

#11 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi

 

Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty natio...

 

**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**

**_Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**

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**POOR DATING PRACTICES**

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**Imperial Sovereign Romari:**"That's the last time I'm going out for a romantic evening with _him!_ See if I call him back at that number he gave me. That was the worst first date I've ever had."

**Imperial Assistant Neal:**"Sir, we've been over this--"

**Romari:**"What kind of restaurant was that, anyway? The atmosphere was like meeting someone at a mortuary, and the only foods they had available were those horrid confections!"

**Neal:**"Sir, you--"

**Romari:**"And afterwards! No tact at all! He was just like, _'Pull down your pants, raise your tail, and bend over'!_ That sorry excuse for lube he used was _freezing!_ It felt like Death's ice-cold bony prick probing my rectum! And I didn't even get off!"

**Neal:** _"Sir--!"_

**Romari:**"Nobody's allowed to touch my ass but you and my harems from now on!"

**Neal: _"SIR!!!_** _It was a prostate exam --_ a necessary medical procedure!"

**Romari:**"...Oh... Uh, right... Then I'm having that quack's license revoked! There's only one 'thermometer' he's sticking up my tail-hole, and that's the one he'll use if he becomes one of my lovers. Otherwise, he can very well just _butt-out!"_

**Neal:** \*Sighs\* "I'm never giving you that brand of cold medication again."

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Source: https://sofurry.com/s/4nARMkM1
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