{"sf1_id":326461,"sf2_id":"Wel57Mlm","title":"#12 - Pandering to Stereotypes","author":"Lycanthromancer","words":339,"posted_at":"2012-01-14T19:34:00.000Z","tags":["Athletics","Basketball","Concussion","Fruit Bat","Gay","Humor","M/M","Vignette","Wolf","facepalm"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/326461-12-pandering-to-stereotypes","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Wel57Mlm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/f0/66/f0669441-6015-4194-962b-6d0979b4eb8e","description":"#12 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi\n\n \n\nRomari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty natio...","content":"\u0026nbsp;\n\n**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**\n\n**_Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**PANDERING TO STEREOTYPES**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**Imperial Assistant Neal:**\"Remind me again, sir. _Why_ did you decide to order the tickets to this basketball game?\"\n\n**Imperial Sovereign Romari:**\"Because I refuse to pander to those namby-pamby homosexual stereotypes. I told you that earlier. I'm a manly man. I like manly sports and manly men. Plus, all those basketball players are hot as hell, even if their team sucks. Maybe we can get lucky and _they'll_ suck instead.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"I thought you said you _liked_ the Galawan Raiders!\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Nope. They're horrible. Haven't won an important game in years. But I refuse to conform, and like I said, they're hot.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"So, you're doing your best to refrain from being a stereotypical gay sex-fiend who isn't happy unless he's cruising for a living cockwarmer?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"I knew you'd get it if I repeated myself enough.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"And you're not here just to pick up some tail? Like that stereotype you hate so much?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Got it in one! I knew I kept you around for something. Now, where are those locker rooms? I've got naked athletes to leer at.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Pardon me for a few minutes, sir. I see a team medic, and I think the overwhelming number of palm-to-face collisions I've suffered today has given me a concussion.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"You do that. And ask him if he knows anyone on the team willing to earn a foul for some _disruptive physical contact.\"_\n\n**Neal:** \\*Facepalms\\*\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\nFor a comprehensive list of all of them, go here:\u0026nbsp;[http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user](http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user).\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/325864-11-poor-dating-practices.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/327074-13-signed-sealed-delivered.json"}}