# #12 - Pandering to Stereotypes

Author: Lycanthromancer
Tags: Athletics, Basketball, Concussion, Fruit Bat, Gay, Humor, M/M, Vignette, Wolf, facepalm

#12 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi

 

Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty natio...

 

**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**

**_Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**

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**PANDERING TO STEREOTYPES**

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**Imperial Assistant Neal:**"Remind me again, sir. _Why_ did you decide to order the tickets to this basketball game?"

**Imperial Sovereign Romari:**"Because I refuse to pander to those namby-pamby homosexual stereotypes. I told you that earlier. I'm a manly man. I like manly sports and manly men. Plus, all those basketball players are hot as hell, even if their team sucks. Maybe we can get lucky and _they'll_ suck instead."

**Neal:**"I thought you said you _liked_ the Galawan Raiders!"

**Romari:**"Nope. They're horrible. Haven't won an important game in years. But I refuse to conform, and like I said, they're hot."

**Neal:**"So, you're doing your best to refrain from being a stereotypical gay sex-fiend who isn't happy unless he's cruising for a living cockwarmer?"

**Romari:**"I knew you'd get it if I repeated myself enough."

**Neal:**"And you're not here just to pick up some tail? Like that stereotype you hate so much?"

**Romari:**"Got it in one! I knew I kept you around for something. Now, where are those locker rooms? I've got naked athletes to leer at."

**Neal:**"Pardon me for a few minutes, sir. I see a team medic, and I think the overwhelming number of palm-to-face collisions I've suffered today has given me a concussion."

**Romari:**"You do that. And ask him if he knows anyone on the team willing to earn a foul for some _disruptive physical contact."_

**Neal:** \*Facepalms\*

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