# #13 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered

Author: Lycanthromancer
Tags: Cock, Fruit Bat, Gay, Humor, M/M, Perv, Stamps, Vignette, Wolf

#13 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi

 

Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty natio...

 

**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**

**_Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**

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**SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED**

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**Imperial Assistant Neal:**"Sir, the new stamp just came in from the presses. I have the first one off the line, matted and framed, just for you. It's a collector's item."

**Imperial Sovereign Romari:** \*Studies it closely\* "I ought to sue their pants off, burn their building to the ground, and salt the ruins."

**Neal:**"Why, sir? What's wrong?"

**Romari:**"I told them I wanted my head on a stamp! It's a picture of my face!"

**Neal:**"But...what else would they... Wait, you wanted your cock-head on the stamp, didn't you."

**Romari:**"I even sent them photographs!"

**Neal:** \*Pinches the bridge of his muzzle\* "I know I'm going to regret asking, but _why_ would you want your not-so-private parts printed on a stamp?"

**Romari:** \*Grins\* "So every man in the empire will have to lick my cock when they send something in the post. I was hoping for a voodoo-doll effect."

**Neal:**"Err..."

**Romari:** \*Scowls\* "But those idiots returned the five-dozen pictures I sent them, and printed this drivel instead. I spent three excruciating hours with my erection right up in that cute photographer's face, and I didn't get a blowjob _or_ a stamp to show for it!"

**Neal:**"Pardon me, sir. I need to go mail out some apology letters."

**Romari:**"Have fun. And don't forget the stamps!"

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Source: https://sofurry.com/s/pnGrDZVm
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