{"sf1_id":327770,"sf2_id":"ZeqE4J4e","title":"#14 - A Novel Romance","author":"Lycanthromancer","words":298,"posted_at":"2012-01-18T21:48:00.000Z","tags":["Fruit Bat","Gay","Humor","Lesbian","M/M","Perv","Vignette","Wolf"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/327770-14-a-novel-romance","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ZeqE4J4e","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/12/56/1256a8e7-6a7b-44fc-9a1f-cac9ea58f20c","description":"#14 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi\n\n \n\nRomari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty natio...","content":"\u0026nbsp;**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**\n\n**_Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**A NOVEL ROMANCE**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**Consummate Lover Romari:** \\*Tosses his book aside and stretches out on the bed\\* _\"'The End.'_ That was the second most disappointing trashy romance novel I've ever read, Love.\"\n\n**Imperial Consort Neal:** \\*Peers at the book\\* \"That's not a trashy romance novel, Dearheart. That's classic literature. _A Tale of Two Cities.\"_\n\n**Romari:** \\*Looks at it again\\* \"Really? I _thought_ it was rather thick for porn. Damned _'Adult'_ Book Club. First the fiasco with _Moby Dick,_ and now this. I could've sworn it was _A_ _Sale__of Two Titties.\"_\n\n**Neal:**\"That sounds like _straight_ pornography. Or worse, _lesbian._ You don't even like breasts!\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Well, I felt like being disgustingly perverted for once.\"\n\n**Neal:** _\"You're always disgustingly perverted!\"_\n\n**Romari:**\"Stop being a drama queen. Now take those clothes off. They're offending my sensibilities.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Are we playing _Hide the Sausage_ again?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Why? We both know where to find it in the end.\"\n\n**Neal:** \\*Sighs\\* \"Yes we do, Lover of Mine. _My_ end. It's just a matter of which one.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Exactly. Why prolong the suspense? Cut right to the climax, I say; then we can have our happy ending. Two or three times, if you're lucky.\"\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\nFor a comprehensive list of all of them, go here:\u0026nbsp;[http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user](http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user).\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/327074-13-signed-sealed-delivered.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/328730-15-the-enemy-of-my-enemy.json"}}