# #14 - A Novel Romance

Author: Lycanthromancer
Tags: Fruit Bat, Gay, Humor, Lesbian, M/M, Perv, Vignette, Wolf

#14 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi

 

Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty natio...

 **_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**

**_Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**

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**A NOVEL ROMANCE**

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**Consummate Lover Romari:** \*Tosses his book aside and stretches out on the bed\* _"'The End.'_ That was the second most disappointing trashy romance novel I've ever read, Love."

**Imperial Consort Neal:** \*Peers at the book\* "That's not a trashy romance novel, Dearheart. That's classic literature. _A Tale of Two Cities."_

**Romari:** \*Looks at it again\* "Really? I _thought_ it was rather thick for porn. Damned _'Adult'_ Book Club. First the fiasco with _Moby Dick,_ and now this. I could've sworn it was _A_ _Sale__of Two Titties."_

**Neal:**"That sounds like _straight_ pornography. Or worse, _lesbian._ You don't even like breasts!"

**Romari:**"Well, I felt like being disgustingly perverted for once."

**Neal:** _"You're always disgustingly perverted!"_

**Romari:**"Stop being a drama queen. Now take those clothes off. They're offending my sensibilities."

**Neal:**"Are we playing _Hide the Sausage_ again?"

**Romari:**"Why? We both know where to find it in the end."

**Neal:** \*Sighs\* "Yes we do, Lover of Mine. _My_ end. It's just a matter of which one."

**Romari:**"Exactly. Why prolong the suspense? Cut right to the climax, I say; then we can have our happy ending. Two or three times, if you're lucky."

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