{"sf1_id":329929,"sf2_id":"ZmMzQGLn","title":"#16 - In For A Penny, In For A Pound","author":"Lycanthromancer","words":427,"posted_at":"2012-01-25T22:58:00.000Z","tags":["Fruit Bat","Gay","Humor","M/M","Raccoon","Revenge","Sex","Sex for Pay","Vignette","insomnia"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/329929-16-in-for-a-penny-in-for-a-pound","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ZmMzQGLn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/0a/35/0a351061-28e7-4170-b1bb-250d1a184ace","description":"#16 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","content":"\u0026nbsp;\n\n**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**\n\n**_Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**IN FOR A PENNY, IN FOR A POUND**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**Captain of the Guard Taxas:**\"Is your insomnia really that bad, Neal?\"\n\n**Imperial Assistant Neal:** \\*Frantic\\* _\"Yes!_ Ever since giving His Excellency all of that fudge, I've been able to catch up on all of my paperwork in record time, but I haven't slept in days! The only reason I can think of is that I haven't had a single day of abstinence in over 20 years, and I need someone to...err..._service_ me while he's indisposed. The laxative is taking considerably longer to work through his system than I'd anticipated; his physician says it looks like he'll be out for the rest of the month! _I can't last that long!\"_\n\n**Taxas:**\"And why aren't you using your harems for this?\"\n\n**Neal:**\"They're _his_ harems, not _mine._ I can't go in there without his permission, and he's still miffed at me for pranking him. I could go in if I'm on official business, but since I've completed all of this month's paperwork, I can't fabricate any. I need you, Taxas! _Please!\"_\n\n**Taxas:**\"Fine. But you only need me before bed, right? I'm the captain of the imperial guard, and I have a job to do.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Well...no. I need you whenever he would have used me for his pleasure.\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"And how often is that?\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Lately? No less than three times every hour.\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"Dear gods! I wouldn't be able to stand! I'd be useless for a week!\"\n\n**Neal:** _\"Please Taxas, I'm begging you!\"_\n\n**Taxas:** \\*Sighs\\* \"Fine, but I'll have to use all of my vacation and sick leave, and I'd need compensation for lost wages. How much extra does he pay you?\"\n\n**Neal:** \\*Whispers the amount\\*\n\n**Taxas:** _\"Holy Bast on a catnip binge!_ That's more than three times what I make in a fortnight! Is that per month?\"\n\n**Neal:**\"It's per hour.\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"Gods, that's the sexiest thing I've heard all year. When do we start?\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Preferably now.\"\n\n**Taxas:** _\"Excellent.\"_\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\nFor a comprehensive list of all of them, go here:\u0026nbsp;[http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user](http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user).\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/328730-15-the-enemy-of-my-enemy.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/330956-17-milking-him-for-everything-he-s-worth.json"}}