{"sf1_id":333465,"sf2_id":"XeklXxdm","title":"#19 - Harems And Spice And Everything Nice","author":"Lycanthromancer","words":283,"posted_at":"2012-02-01T19:17:00.000Z","tags":["Fruit Bat","Gay","Harem","Humor","M/M/M","Raccoon","Vignette","Wolf"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/333465-19-harems-and-spice-and-everything-nice","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/XeklXxdm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/69/a7/69a74b2d-81a5-40bd-b7d0-7c06c46286ee","description":"#19 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","content":"\u0026nbsp;\n\n**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**\n\n**_Joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**HAREMS AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**Imperial Sovereign Romari:**\"This, Taxas, is part of my _hism.\"_\n\n**Imperial Assistant Neal:**\"We told you not to call us that, sir. We prefer to be called a _harem.\"_\n\n**Romari:**\"Whatever, you old fruit.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"That's fruit _bat,_ sir. There's a difference.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Not for _you_ there isn't. Harems are for women, and I like my women like I like my hemorrhoids: I don't. I'm coining a new word, so you're a hism.\"\n\n**Neal:** \\*Sighs\\*\n\n**Captain of the Guard Taxas:**\"Dear gods. How many nubile naked young men are in here?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Only thirty-five plus you, now. It's one of our smaller compounds.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Yes, we're renovating one of the stables to fit all two hundred and fifty-two of us, though I, of course, will remain with His Eminence. As will you, Captain.\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"But Your Excellency, if you have over two hundred and fifty men to fuck, why do you need me? Or the stableboys? Or the twenty wait-staffers at last night's dinner party?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Well, they say variety is the spice of life, and I like mine _hot.\"_\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\nFor a comprehensive list of all of them, go here:\u0026nbsp;[http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user](http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user).\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/332613-18-on-the-clock.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/334800-20-golden-deceiver.json"}}