{"sf1_id":339912,"sf2_id":"ynZMX6Mm","title":"#23 - Logical Phallusy","author":"Lycanthromancer","words":506,"posted_at":"2012-02-13T21:13:00.000Z","tags":["Bestiality","Fruit Bat","Gay","Gay Marriage","Humor","Implied Sex","M/M","M/M/M","Masculinity","Raccoon","Threesome","Vignette","Wolf","Zoophilia","logic","newspaper"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/339912-23-logical-phallusy","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ynZMX6Mm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/0e/e1/0ee1398d-f471-4251-8b44-b336d3ece277","description":"#23 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","content":"\u0026nbsp;\n\n**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**\n\n**_Joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**LOGICAL PHALLUSY**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**Imperial Sovereign Romari:**\"Did you two _see_ what they printed on the front page of today's paper?\"\n\n**Captain of the Guard Taxas:**\"Afraid not, Your Highness. You were reading it during our...err...breakfast _debriefing._ You used me as a makeshift bookstand so you could use your hands for other things, remember?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Ah. Right. And I couldn't tell you at the time because it's rude to talk with one's mouth full.\"\n\n**Imperial Assistant Neal:**\"What is it this time, sir? Did they finally notice those clauses you altered in the anti-_gay marriage_ law?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"No, but refresh my memory. Which one are you talking about?\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Well sir, the religious right-wing demanded that you lend your support to a law banning gay marriages to keep that month's revolts down to our minimum quota, and you added a few addendums to the bill as it passed through your hands. You altered the wording to, and I quote, _'ban anything resembling marriage between a man and a woman,'_ thereby annulling every heterosexual marriage and civil union in the empire.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Ah! I remember that one!\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"Wait. So now the only people who can marry are gay men and lesbians?\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Indeed. And zoophiles too, though that was rather unintended. It seemed to make the stableboys rather ecstatic for some reason.\"\n\n**Romari:** \\*Mumbles\\* \"Sounds like I need to visit the stables more often...\"\n\n**Neal:**\"What was that, sir?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Nothing! And the church still hasn't noticed, eh?\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Apparently not, sir.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Excellent. Anyway, the paper openly stated that I engaged in regular gay orgies here in the palace! Right on page one!\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Yes, imagine that.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"That's not supposed to go past the rumor stage! Impudent whelps! I've half a mind to force them to eat their words!\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"Among other things, I'm sure.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"They called me a feminine powder-puff who raises my tail to any _real_ man who wants to dominate me! The nerve! If anything, liking men means I'm even _more_ masculine than they are. It's simple logic!\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"How does _that_ work?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Well, masculine men are masculine, right?\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"Right.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"And masculine men like masculine things, yes?\"\n\n**Neal:**\"That's the standard rubric to judge such things, yes.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Well, if masculine men like masculine things, and masculine men are masculine, then liking masculine men _is_ masculine. Just as liking girly things, like girls, is girly. Q-E-D.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Your powers of deduction and reason never fail to inspire disbelief, sir.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"I certainly like to think so.\"\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\nFor a comprehensive list of all of them, go here: [http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user](http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user).\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/337629-22-hold-your-whorses.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/341554-24-gay-for-pay.json"}}