{"sf1_id":347553,"sf2_id":"GnDrZZPe","title":"#27 - The Twilight Zone","author":"Lycanthromancer","words":721,"posted_at":"2012-02-28T20:38:00.000Z","tags":["Crossdressing","Deer","Fruit Bat","Gay","Humor","Lawsuit","M","M/M","M/M/M","M/M/M/M","Raccoon","Tufted Deer","Vampire","Vignette","Wolf","lawyer","transvestite"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/347553-27-the-twilight-zone","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/GnDrZZPe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/5a/ec/5aec212d-636f-46cc-a74f-113db0607bbb","description":"#27 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","content":"\u0026nbsp;\n\n**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**\n\n**_Joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**THE TWILIGHT ZONE**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**Imperial Sovereign Romari:**\"What the hell is taking so long? We've been sitting here almost two hours!\"\n\n**Imperial Assistant Neal:**\"For once I agree with you, sir. I haven't even seen the office assistant since we came in.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Speaking of coming in--\"\n\n**Neal:**\"For the last time sir, I'm _not_ giving you a muzzle-job in our lawyer's waiting-room. That would be..._tacky.\"_\n\n**Romari:**\"And sticky.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"The answer's still no.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Damn.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"And doing so in the workspace of your ex-beau would be rather uncivil, _at best.\"_\n\n**Romari:**\"Taxas?\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"Yes, Your Excellency?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"I believe you know what I want you to do. Wink-wink.\"\n\n**Captain of the Guard Taxas:** \\*Salutes\\* \"I'm on it.\"\n\n**Neal:** _\"Captain!\"_\n\n**Romari:**\"Wait a minute! Just where do you think you're going?\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"I'm doing my duty, sir. I'm going to see what's taking so long.\" \\*Knocks on the office door\\*\n\n_\\*Door squeaks open with the eerie groaning of unoiled hinges\\*_\n\n**Feminine Voice:** _\"Good evening,_ and velcome to zhe lair of Zir Hanz Friedrich Ferdinand III. How may I be of zervice?\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"Yes ma'am. His Imperial Highness and the imperial secretary have been waiting for their eight o'clock appointment for nearly two hours.\"\n\n**Feminine Voice:**\"Oh, vaz zhat today? I believe zhere haz been a zcheduling error.\"\n\n_\\*The door opens with a creak, and out steps a beautiful deer with pure white fur and red eyes, dressed in a black skirt and sparkly red silk blouse.\\*_\n\n**Pure White Deer:**\"My apologiez. Do come in.\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"Thank you, ma'am.\"\n\n**Romari:** \\*Growls\\* \"That's no _ma'am!_ That's a _man!_ Get your holy hand grenade ready, Taxas! It's that bloodsucker Hans!\"\n\n**Neal:** \\*Aghast\\* \"I'm _so_ sorry, Sir Ferdinand. I think His Imperial Highness has begun exhibiting signs of Alzheimer's and Tourette's again.\" \\*Grab's Romari's ear and hisses\\* \"Please, _please_ behave yourself, Dearheart! Dressing in tasteful women's clothing is hardly a crime against nature!\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Says you.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"I think you've confused _vamp_ with vam_pire_ anyway, so do try to stop making unfounded accusations. Please?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Tell him to stop eyeing Taxas like a hemoglobin martini and I will.\"\n\n**Sir Hans Friedrich Ferdinand III:**\"Ah. _Romari._ I zee you ztill believe zhat leetle rumor about me being _nozferatu._ I azhure you, it vaz never true.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"You're not fooling anyone, Hans. What about the fangs?\"\n\n**Hans:**\"I am tufted deer. Ve _all_ have fangz. It iz...a family zhing.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"And the red eyes and pasty pale complexion? That, and I've seen you burn when exposed to direct sunlight!\"\n\n**Hans:**\"I am albino. Zhe zun doez not agree vith me.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Garlic and silver make you sick!\"\n\n**Hans:**\"Allergiez.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"And your aversion to stakes through the heart?\"\n\n**Hans:**\"I am alzo vegetarian; high cholezterol iz bad for zhe cardiovazcular zyztem.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"And what about the fact that you literally haven't aged a single day over the last thirty-five years?\"\n\n**Hans:**\"Clean living and very _expenzive_ plaztic zurgery. Really, Romari, you are being zilly. But I do zhank you for zhe complement, backhanded az it may be.\" \\*Turns to Taxas and runs a red-polished nail up the center of his chest.\\* \"My, my. You ztill have qvite zhe tazte in men, I zee. He lookz qvite tazty. Ve juzt may have to renegotiate my retainer fee to include him, no?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"No! You keep your fangs out of him! He's mine!\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"I'm afraid His Magnificence is right...err...sir.\"\n\n**Hans:**\"A pity. Now, let uz dizcuzz vhat troublezome zhing you have done zhiz time, Romari. Vith luck, it vill cozt you qvite a lot of money and take very leetle vork to fix.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"He's going to drain us dry, I swear.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Sir, don't you think you're taking this _vampire_ thing a bit too far?\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Not really, no. He's a _sparkly_ vampire -- the worst kind. Hell is too good for the likes of him.\"\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\nFor a comprehensive list of all of them, go here: [http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user](http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user).\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/345388-26-juvenile-until-proven-guilty.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/348809-28-intercourse-with-the-vampire.json"}}