# #27 - The Twilight Zone

Author: Lycanthromancer
Tags: Crossdressing, Deer, Fruit Bat, Gay, Humor, Lawsuit, M, M/M, M/M/M, M/M/M/M, Raccoon, Tufted Deer, Vampire, Vignette, Wolf, lawyer, transvestite

#27 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi

 

**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**

**_Joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**

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**THE TWILIGHT ZONE**

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**Imperial Sovereign Romari:**"What the hell is taking so long? We've been sitting here almost two hours!"

**Imperial Assistant Neal:**"For once I agree with you, sir. I haven't even seen the office assistant since we came in."

**Romari:**"Speaking of coming in--"

**Neal:**"For the last time sir, I'm _not_ giving you a muzzle-job in our lawyer's waiting-room. That would be..._tacky."_

**Romari:**"And sticky."

**Neal:**"The answer's still no."

**Romari:**"Damn."

**Neal:**"And doing so in the workspace of your ex-beau would be rather uncivil, _at best."_

**Romari:**"Taxas?"

**Taxas:**"Yes, Your Excellency?"

**Romari:**"I believe you know what I want you to do. Wink-wink."

**Captain of the Guard Taxas:** \*Salutes\* "I'm on it."

**Neal:** _"Captain!"_

**Romari:**"Wait a minute! Just where do you think you're going?"

**Taxas:**"I'm doing my duty, sir. I'm going to see what's taking so long." \*Knocks on the office door\*

_\*Door squeaks open with the eerie groaning of unoiled hinges\*_

**Feminine Voice:** _"Good evening,_ and velcome to zhe lair of Zir Hanz Friedrich Ferdinand III. How may I be of zervice?"

**Taxas:**"Yes ma'am. His Imperial Highness and the imperial secretary have been waiting for their eight o'clock appointment for nearly two hours."

**Feminine Voice:**"Oh, vaz zhat today? I believe zhere haz been a zcheduling error."

_\*The door opens with a creak, and out steps a beautiful deer with pure white fur and red eyes, dressed in a black skirt and sparkly red silk blouse.\*_

**Pure White Deer:**"My apologiez. Do come in."

**Taxas:**"Thank you, ma'am."

**Romari:** \*Growls\* "That's no _ma'am!_ That's a _man!_ Get your holy hand grenade ready, Taxas! It's that bloodsucker Hans!"

**Neal:** \*Aghast\* "I'm _so_ sorry, Sir Ferdinand. I think His Imperial Highness has begun exhibiting signs of Alzheimer's and Tourette's again." \*Grab's Romari's ear and hisses\* "Please, _please_ behave yourself, Dearheart! Dressing in tasteful women's clothing is hardly a crime against nature!"

**Romari:**"Says you."

**Neal:**"I think you've confused _vamp_ with vam_pire_ anyway, so do try to stop making unfounded accusations. Please?"

**Romari:**"Tell him to stop eyeing Taxas like a hemoglobin martini and I will."

**Sir Hans Friedrich Ferdinand III:**"Ah. _Romari._ I zee you ztill believe zhat leetle rumor about me being _nozferatu._ I azhure you, it vaz never true."

**Romari:**"You're not fooling anyone, Hans. What about the fangs?"

**Hans:**"I am tufted deer. Ve _all_ have fangz. It iz...a family zhing."

**Romari:**"And the red eyes and pasty pale complexion? That, and I've seen you burn when exposed to direct sunlight!"

**Hans:**"I am albino. Zhe zun doez not agree vith me."

**Romari:**"Garlic and silver make you sick!"

**Hans:**"Allergiez."

**Romari:**"And your aversion to stakes through the heart?"

**Hans:**"I am alzo vegetarian; high cholezterol iz bad for zhe cardiovazcular zyztem."

**Romari:**"And what about the fact that you literally haven't aged a single day over the last thirty-five years?"

**Hans:**"Clean living and very _expenzive_ plaztic zurgery. Really, Romari, you are being zilly. But I do zhank you for zhe complement, backhanded az it may be." \*Turns to Taxas and runs a red-polished nail up the center of his chest.\* "My, my. You ztill have qvite zhe tazte in men, I zee. He lookz qvite tazty. Ve juzt may have to renegotiate my retainer fee to include him, no?"

**Romari:**"No! You keep your fangs out of him! He's mine!"

**Taxas:**"I'm afraid His Magnificence is right...err...sir."

**Hans:**"A pity. Now, let uz dizcuzz vhat troublezome zhing you have done zhiz time, Romari. Vith luck, it vill cozt you qvite a lot of money and take very leetle vork to fix."

**Romari:**"He's going to drain us dry, I swear."

**Neal:**"Sir, don't you think you're taking this _vampire_ thing a bit too far?"

**Romari:**"Not really, no. He's a _sparkly_ vampire -- the worst kind. Hell is too good for the likes of him."

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