{"sf1_id":348460,"sf2_id":"rm8GgVle","title":"Sarah and Sam","author":"VinchenzoTheJackal","words":118,"posted_at":"2012-03-01T16:42:00.000Z","tags":["Doctor","Palin","Poem","Poetry","Political","Sam","Seus","Uncle","sarah"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/348460-sarah-and-sam","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rm8GgVle","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/4f/3e/4f3e342b-0488-4989-a454-e0ec415e6cfd","description":"A humorous poem done in the style of Doctor Seus's: 'Green Ham and Eggs'\nIt is about Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam, and my extreme hatred for both of them.","content":"I do not like Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam,  \nI hate Sarah Palin, the evil woman.  \nI would not praise her for a boat,  \nI would not praise her for a fur coat,  \nI would club her senseless to save a seal,  \nI would shoot her arms off to hear her squeal.  \nI do not like Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam,  \nI really friggin hate her, the evil woman.  \nI would not invade China for lots of rice,  \nI would not invade Africa for all its spice,  \nI wouldn't conquer Canada for its oil,  \nI wouldn't conquer Russia for its soil.  \nI do not like Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam,  \nI wish she'd go to hell,   \nplease or gods be damned.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}