# Sarah and Sam

Author: VinchenzoTheJackal
Tags: Doctor, Palin, Poem, Poetry, Political, Sam, Seus, Uncle, sarah

A humorous poem done in the style of Doctor Seus's: 'Green Ham and Eggs'
It is about Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam, and my extreme hatred for both of them.

I do not like Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam,  
I hate Sarah Palin, the evil woman.  
I would not praise her for a boat,  
I would not praise her for a fur coat,  
I would club her senseless to save a seal,  
I would shoot her arms off to hear her squeal.  
I do not like Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam,  
I really friggin hate her, the evil woman.  
I would not invade China for lots of rice,  
I would not invade Africa for all its spice,  
I wouldn't conquer Canada for its oil,  
I wouldn't conquer Russia for its soil.  
I do not like Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam,  
I wish she'd go to hell,   
please or gods be damned.

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/rm8GgVle