{"sf1_id":349599,"sf2_id":"rm8GJ5De","title":"What I Want","author":"Matt Foxwolf","words":143,"posted_at":"2012-03-04T17:45:00.000Z","tags":["Love","Poetry","Post-Apocalyptic","Short","Violence","Wolf"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/349599-what-i-want","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rm8GJ5De","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/3b/57/3b575e24-112b-4a12-83ec-93a988aa8d1f","description":"#5 of A Thousand Megatons of Love\n\nThe Poetry of Jason, #1\nSo far, these stories have been showing Jason's lover as being more psychotic than Jason. Let's dispell those rumors.","content":"I want to surf the Great Barrier Reef  \nI want to see the sunset in Paris  \nI want to go skiing up in Sweden  \nI want to kill Snooki and blame it on Charlie Sheen  \nI want a lot of things\n\nI want to talk philosophy with John Wayne  \nI want to dance with a guy named Calico  \nI want to sing a duet with Bobcat Goldthwait  \nI want to shake hands with Joseph Stalin  \nBefore I shoot him in the face\n\nI want a rock star car and a trickster's cane  \nI want a pair of boots that make the world shake  \nI want to see Mount Rushmore and dance on Lincoln's nose  \nI want to fly Julie Andrews-style straight to the moon  \nGuitars and guns, good movies and bad movies\n\nI want a lot of things, but you're all I need\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"A Thousand Megatons of Love","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/349597-gotta-love-that-bomber.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/349601-the-bombardiers.json"}}