{"sf1_id":352905,"sf2_id":"pnGrB5Vm","title":"#30 - Consummation Desperation","author":"Lycanthromancer","words":588,"posted_at":"2012-03-12T20:50:00.000Z","tags":["Boinking","Fruit Bat","Gay","Gay Rights","Humor","M","M/M","M/M/M","Raccoon","Sex","Vignette","Wolf"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/352905-30-consummation-desperation","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/pnGrB5Vm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/93/60/9360907b-7a52-4d91-8cda-34287cb22ad3","description":"#30 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi\n\n ","content":"**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**\n\n**_Joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**CONSUMMATION DESPERATION**\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n**Imperial Sovereign Romari:**\"Thanks, Neal. I needed that. Those two hours in the waiting room were absolute _torture.\"_\n\n**Imperial Assistant Neal:**\"Remind me to visit the imperial baths when we get home. I think I need it.\"\n\n**Captain of the Guard Taxas:** \\*Opens the limo door and steps inside\\* \"Ah, crud. You finished without me.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"There you are, Captain! This is likely a stupidly obvious question, but why did Sir Hans call you back in after we left?\"\n\n**Taxas:** _\"Sex._ What else? He actually _begged me_ to fuck him. Literally, on his hands and knees and everything! I didn't do it, but I swear, I never saw so many men frantic for sex with me before you two welcomed me into your bed.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"That happens a lot, does it?\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"I expect that kind of thing in the harems, but I actually had _six_ different strangers approach me when I went out in the city to buy my sister's birthday present last week! _One of them had a wife and kids standing right there!_ That was _embarrassing!_ Then there were four of the hotel staff when I was on that mission in Exul Province before that, and that priest and all of those fennec nomads...\"\n\n**Romari:**\"And they told me they _weren't_ gay. _Hmph.\"_\n\n**Neal:**\"Sir, they would've committed ritual suicide if they saw you.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"They'd get over it. And besides, there's always that game we have with the blindfold.\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"And there were those bandits raiding along the Vhendt River.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"I heard about that. Best way to capture criminals _ever.\"_\n\n**Taxas:**\"And all the stallions in the stables get suspiciously frisky when I go in there.\"\n\n**Neal:** _\"Oh dear._ When did you notice this first happening?\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"It all started after you gave His Imperial Majesty that fudge, Neal.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Why? What happened then?\"\n\n**Neal:**\"I...just _might_ have begged him to bed me. I hadn't slept in days!\"\n\n**Romari:** _\"Reeeally.\"_\n\n**Taxas:**\"He _was_ pretty desperate, Your Eminence.\"\n\n**Neal:** _\"\\*Ahem\\*_ Yes, well. Be that as it may... You're a handsome fellow, Captain. You just happened upon a number of coincidences, I'm sure.\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"Last month I even had a group of gay rights protesters beg to lift their tails for me!\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Of course! They were protesting for the right to boink anyone willing to boink back.\"\n\n**Neal:**\"Please, sir. _Must_ you use terms like _'boink'?_ That's...hardly dignified.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"Oh, get over yourself, Mr. _Desperate-For-Sex._ I can _'boink'_ if I want. It's another right every gay man should have.\"\n\n**Taxas:**\"But...they were protesting _against_ gay rights!\"\n\n**Neal:**\"...Oh.\"\n\n**Romari:**\"I guess we really _can_ recruit people over to the gay side. I never did believe those rumors; I just thought they were homophobic propaganda. But now we know how to do it: we just need your cock. In fact, that gives me an idea...\"\n\n**Neal:**\"No, you can't turn the entire empire gay!\"\n\n**Taxas:** _\"That much sex would kill me!\"_\n\n**Romari:**\"You two never let me have _any_ fun.\"\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\nFor a comprehensive list of all of them, go here: [http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user](http://www.old.sofurry.com/page/318694/user).\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"The Many Perversions of Romari Susi","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/350557-29-meeting-with-disapproval.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/354461-31-up-a-creek.json"}}