# #30 - Consummation Desperation

Author: Lycanthromancer
Tags: Boinking, Fruit Bat, Gay, Gay Rights, Humor, M, M/M, M/M/M, Raccoon, Sex, Vignette, Wolf

#30 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi

 

**_Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits._**

**_Joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas._**

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**CONSUMMATION DESPERATION**

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**Imperial Sovereign Romari:**"Thanks, Neal. I needed that. Those two hours in the waiting room were absolute _torture."_

**Imperial Assistant Neal:**"Remind me to visit the imperial baths when we get home. I think I need it."

**Captain of the Guard Taxas:** \*Opens the limo door and steps inside\* "Ah, crud. You finished without me."

**Neal:**"There you are, Captain! This is likely a stupidly obvious question, but why did Sir Hans call you back in after we left?"

**Taxas:** _"Sex._ What else? He actually _begged me_ to fuck him. Literally, on his hands and knees and everything! I didn't do it, but I swear, I never saw so many men frantic for sex with me before you two welcomed me into your bed."

**Romari:**"That happens a lot, does it?"

**Taxas:**"I expect that kind of thing in the harems, but I actually had _six_ different strangers approach me when I went out in the city to buy my sister's birthday present last week! _One of them had a wife and kids standing right there!_ That was _embarrassing!_ Then there were four of the hotel staff when I was on that mission in Exul Province before that, and that priest and all of those fennec nomads..."

**Romari:**"And they told me they _weren't_ gay. _Hmph."_

**Neal:**"Sir, they would've committed ritual suicide if they saw you."

**Romari:**"They'd get over it. And besides, there's always that game we have with the blindfold."

**Taxas:**"And there were those bandits raiding along the Vhendt River."

**Romari:**"I heard about that. Best way to capture criminals _ever."_

**Taxas:**"And all the stallions in the stables get suspiciously frisky when I go in there."

**Neal:** _"Oh dear._ When did you notice this first happening?"

**Taxas:**"It all started after you gave His Imperial Majesty that fudge, Neal."

**Romari:**"Why? What happened then?"

**Neal:**"I...just _might_ have begged him to bed me. I hadn't slept in days!"

**Romari:** _"Reeeally."_

**Taxas:**"He _was_ pretty desperate, Your Eminence."

**Neal:** _"\*Ahem\*_ Yes, well. Be that as it may... You're a handsome fellow, Captain. You just happened upon a number of coincidences, I'm sure."

**Taxas:**"Last month I even had a group of gay rights protesters beg to lift their tails for me!"

**Romari:**"Of course! They were protesting for the right to boink anyone willing to boink back."

**Neal:**"Please, sir. _Must_ you use terms like _'boink'?_ That's...hardly dignified."

**Romari:**"Oh, get over yourself, Mr. _Desperate-For-Sex._ I can _'boink'_ if I want. It's another right every gay man should have."

**Taxas:**"But...they were protesting _against_ gay rights!"

**Neal:**"...Oh."

**Romari:**"I guess we really _can_ recruit people over to the gay side. I never did believe those rumors; I just thought they were homophobic propaganda. But now we know how to do it: we just need your cock. In fact, that gives me an idea..."

**Neal:**"No, you can't turn the entire empire gay!"

**Taxas:** _"That much sex would kill me!"_

**Romari:**"You two never let me have _any_ fun."

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