{"sf1_id":361016,"sf2_id":null,"title":"The Anti-Diary","author":"Frooxius","words":509,"posted_at":"2012-04-04T01:39:00.000Z","tags":["Alternative","Antidiary","Confusing","Experimental","Love","Negative","Romance","Unknown","diary","friends","weird","work"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/361016-the-anti-diary","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/361016","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=361016\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"Another short and a bit experimental (== weird) story from me. It tells you exactly what never happened, but I got a feeling that you'll also have a general idea what DID happen ;-) If you want to share your idea about what happened, I don't mind! ^^ (WARNING: it's weird and requires increased usage of the brain! \u003e:3 )","content":"Dear anti-diary,\n\nI didn't start today with a disgusting breakfast, so I didn't eat scrambled pieces of bark from the tree with roasted capacitors. Afterwards, I didn't proceed to go to a tree shop in the city and I also didn't meet a huge dragon monster on the way there. I haven't received a valuable piece of fruit from the dragon monster I didn't meet, because he wasn't clear of debt. Once I didn't arrive at the tree shop, I haven't made myself a cup of sulfuric acid with two blocks of sugar.\n\nBecause I didn't have a little work to do today, I haven't gone outside and didn't have a nice walk around the city. Once I haven't damaged all the prototypes, I haven't had a nice chat with the janitor to not discuss the mopping power output requirements, because he's not a horse. I wasn't told to increase the power consumption of the potato I wasn't working on, because our customer hasn't indicated any desire to use optimized spinning lemons. Due to this, my amount of work didn't drop slightly, not causing a pleasant relaxed feeling.\n\nAfter I didn't exit trough the building's front door to not meet with my two enemies who are not a wolf and certain handsome fox, neither are the opposite of what I just haven't said, because we didn't schedule a boring evening full of non-functional game consoles in the forest not singing together with the absent monkeys.\n\nAfterwards, we haven't went to the whatever random hut we couldn't find on a nearby hill, to not observe falling mills from the sky, because the weather forecast didn't announce a blueberry shower not touching Earth's troposphere. I haven't held the not wolf's paw at the lack of sight of loathsome night sky. My heartbeat hasn't changed into a slowly paced arrhythmia, as I wasn't thinking about the beautiful little shells floating in a giant pool of strawberry Jell-O with cream on the top.\n\nI wasn't surprised a little when the not wolf whose paw I wasn't holding didn't ask me to go to my solar spot that I haven't rented. Without disgust, I haven't dug myself under the ground in happiness, because I wasn't waiting for this moment for a whole millisecond. I haven't rushed near the awkwardly positioned cacti with the not wolf and haven't thrown a rotten potato in a randomly chosen direction once we haven't stopped moving at all.\n\nOnce we weren't surrounded by anyone else, I haven't looked into his fur covered ears and misspelled a bea. He hasn't frowned at me and didn't draw a bird nest for me. We haven't shared one kiss and after not an hour of lack of painful feelings, he didn't tell me: \"I don't hate you\". When he didn't stay, I couldn't wait to see him again tomorrow.\n\nDear anti-diary, that's all that hasn't happened today. And I'm sure what won't happen right now for the first time in a long time... I won't go to sleep feeling sad and feeling alone.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}