{"sf1_id":362448,"sf2_id":"Oe54kAP1","title":"Country Life","author":"Anakani","words":243,"posted_at":"2012-04-07T09:36:00.000Z","tags":["Poem","Rant","country"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/362448-country-life","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Oe54kAP1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/c4/0b/c40b5292-ed7b-4de3-93f1-0328abc04737","description":"#11 of Poems and Such\n\nMe doing something along the lines of country music.","content":"Nothing you can say or do would ever cause me to change my ways  \nI love the country life and the thunder that echoes across the plains  \nIts music to my ears when I hear George Strait on the radio  \nOr when the national anthem is sung at a rodeo  \nBring me a beer from the cooler and don't forget my Marlboro  \nIt's almost time for the Fourth of July's fireworks show  \n  \nSo dust off your boots and get on my pick-up truck  \nTogether we'll hit the bar and if we have any luck  \nWe'll drink our blues away until they close the bar  \nbecause country life is too short to be spent driving some fancy car  \n  \nWhen did Budweiser stop being the King of beers? Can you tell me that?  \nAnd why are older women called cougars when we all know their not cat's  \nSo hand me a beer and play another country song  \nWe'll drink the night away to \"Tuesday's Gone\"  \nYou can take a person out of the country but you can't take the country out of a person  \nAt least we like to think that when beer hasn't clouded our vision  \n  \nSo dust off your hat and get on my pick up truck  \nSlap on some Seager and we'll test our luck  \nSay here I am, On the road again, There I am drunk at the bar   \nCountry life is too short to be spent driving some fancy car\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Poems and Such","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/362413-defiant-heart.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/363155-our-sickness.json"}}