{"sf1_id":372206,"sf2_id":"ZeqEqRGe","title":"The Ball of Furrymuir (Part 1)","author":"Diogenes Shandor- Bio Major and Cynic","words":1421,"posted_at":"2012-05-02T21:40:00.000Z","tags":["Abra","Anal","Bird","Bug","Bunny","Camel","Cloacal Sex","Comedy","Equine","F/solo","Feline","Folk","Hedgehog","Humor","Hypno","Insect","Lagomorph","Lion","M/F","M/M/M","M/M/M/F","M/solo","Mouse","Multiple Species","Music","Mythological Creature","Parody","Party","Poem","Rodent","Rule 34","Tiger","Traditional","Vaginal","Various Species","Vibrator","Wolf","lyrics","song","sponge","troll"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/372206-the-ball-of-furrymuir-part-1","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ZeqEqRGe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/17/fc/17fce99d-c3f5-4585-b58c-ecc965c2170b","description":"#1 of The Ball of Furrymuir\n\nThese are lyrics for a furry version of the song \"The Ball of Kirriemuir\", (the real version of which is, if anything, even dirtier than my version). If you aren't familiar with the real song, here are a couple of links:\n(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ky7Fs6ng0)\n(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y64uWjtSKAo\u0026feature=related)\n(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh84x7LuPEQ\u0026feature=related)\n(http://www.turoks.net/Bordello/TheBallOfKirriemuir.php)","content":" **The Ball of Furrymuir**   \n(sung to the tune of \"The Ball of Kirriemuir\")   \n  \nChorus:\u0026nbsp;   \nSingin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\"   \n  \nVerse:\u0026nbsp;   \nFour and twenty virgins went into oestrus\u0026nbsp;   \nWhen the day was over there were four and twenty less   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nA very slutty squirrel girl was blowing folks in threes\u0026nbsp;   \nWith one penis shoved down her throat, the others in her cheeks   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nA rooster and a donkey were fucking a giraffe\u0026nbsp;   \nHe took the cock inside his mouth while buggering the ass   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nThe goddess Bastet, she arrived to very great applause\u0026nbsp;   \nFor many of the furs there worshipped pussy like a god\n\n\u0026nbsp;(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nThere was yiffing in the burrows, there was yiffing in the dens \u0026nbsp;  \nSome foxes left their vixens and they started raping hens   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nThere was yiffing in the burrows, there was yiffing in the nests \u0026nbsp;  \nThere was a famiy of rabbits there engaging in incest   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nGadget Hackwrench she was there, the clever little mouse\u0026nbsp;   \nShe built a makeshift vibrator from parts found 'round the house   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nMiles Prower he was there, a' flying in the air\u0026nbsp;   \nHe stroked his cock above the crowd and jizzed upon their hair   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;Twilight Sparkle she was there, methodic and relentless\u0026nbsp;   \nTrying to get fucked by all the stallions on her checklist   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nLola Bunny she was there, sitting in the front\u0026nbsp;   \nWith A carrot shoved inside her ass and another in her cunt   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nPrincess Cadence she was there, grand but not imposing\u0026nbsp;   \nWhen Shining Armor came in her their love caused an explosion   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nBunny Foo-foo he was there, hoppin' thru the wood, \u0026nbsp;  \nDoin' the Good Fairy like a horny rabbit should!   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nThere was yiffing on the ground and there was yiffing in the trees \u0026nbsp;  \nAnd all the pretty songbirds there were getting yiffed by bees   \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nThe Ancient Cynics, they were there, and they made this pitch\u0026nbsp;   \n\"Don't get tied to man's affairs, just get tied like a bitch\"   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nMath Mathonwy, he was there with his nephews and some whores \u0026nbsp;  \nThey weren't let in as humans so he turned them into boars   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nThe goddess Hathor she was there, and she was wondrous wise, \u0026nbsp;  \nWith \"USDA Grade A Choice\", tattooed upon her thighs!   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nWhat the great wolf Fenris did left us quite aghast\u0026nbsp;   \nHe took the severed hand of Tyr and shoved it up his ass   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;There were pricks inside of mouths and there were pricks inside of butts \u0026nbsp;  \nThere were pricks inside cloacas and gonopores and cunts   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nSome bugs were drugged with Roofies and their fate was quite obscene \u0026nbsp;  \nSewn together ass to mouth to make a human bein'   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nAt some point all the songbirds began to sing this song \u0026nbsp;  \nBut it was twice as dirty, and fifteen times as long   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nThere were pricks inside of pussies and pricks inside of butts, \u0026nbsp;  \nYou couldn't hear the music for the moaning of the sluts   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nKitty Katswell she was there, it really was a gas\u0026nbsp;   \nShe hid spy gadgets in her cunt and more inside her ass   \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nYoung prince Simba, he was there, a' roarin through the hall \u0026nbsp;  \nShouting out \"when I am king I'm gonna fuck you all\"   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nSpongebob Squarepants he was there, but couldn't yiff the whores \u0026nbsp;  \nHe doesn't have a pecker, cum just oozes out his pores   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nNepeta Leijon was there, the merry cat-like troll\u0026nbsp;   \nShe asked her greatest enemy to stick it in her hole   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \nAn Abra and a Hypno were getting on just fine\u0026nbsp;   \nThey didn't touch each other but they blew each other's minds   \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")   \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;Tony the Tiger was there, he turned to face his mate\u0026nbsp;   \nShe asked him how it was for him, he said that it was \"Grrreat!\"  \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")  \n  \nShadow the Hedgehog's cock was hair-triggered I fear\u0026nbsp;   \nWhen he shot before he got it in he shouted \"Damn! Not here!\"  \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")  \n  \nThere was cum on all doorknobs there was roe inside the sinks \u0026nbsp;  \nI saw a camel try its hoof at buggering the sphinx  \n  \n(Singin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\")  \n  \nSingin \"Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall\u0026nbsp;   \nif you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all\"!   \n\u0026nbsp;  \n\n* * *\n  \n\u0026nbsp;  \nNOTES:  \n\u0026nbsp;  \nThese are lyrics for a furry version of the song \"The Ball of Kirriemuir\", (the real version of which is, if anything, even dirtier than my version). If you aren't familiar with the real song, here are a couple of links:\n\nVideos:   \n\u0026nbsp;  \n([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ky7Fs6ng0](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ky7Fs6ng0)) ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y64uWjtSKAo\u0026feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y64uWjtSKAo\u0026feature=related))   \n([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh84x7LuPEQ\u0026feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh84x7LuPEQ\u0026feature=related))   \n([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmiWDZMVj6c\u0026feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmiWDZMVj6c\u0026feature=related))   \n([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceh\\_cDNJmvA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceh_cDNJmvA))\n\nLyrics:   \n\u0026nbsp;  \n([http://www.turoks.net/Bordello/TheBallOfKirriemuir.php](http://www.turoks.net/Bordello/TheBallOfKirriemuir.php))   \n([http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term\u0026d=5\u0026t=16](http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term\u0026d=5\u0026t=16))   \n([http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/The-Ball-of-Kerrymuir-lyrics-Jim-Croce/757AE5347ED1256148256DAA0013B408](http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/The-Ball-of-Kerrymuir-lyrics-Jim-Croce/757AE5347ED1256148256DAA0013B408))   \n\u0026nbsp;\n\n* * *\n\u0026nbsp;   \n\u0026nbsp;  \nGLOSSARY:  \n\u0026nbsp;  \nOestrus- \"in heat\"\n\nFurrymuir,\n\n  \n  \n\n"}