{"sf1_id":398590,"sf2_id":"Rm0Lp0Zm","title":"Looking To The Stars: Episode 00 (Getting the job)","author":"Thrillseeker","words":1526,"posted_at":"2012-07-04T22:12:00.000Z","tags":["Comedy","Dragon","Lioness","Wolf","looking","stars","the"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/398590-looking-to-the-stars-episode-00-getting-the-job","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Rm0Lp0Zm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/7e/6b/7e6ba7e4-8e09-463b-8e4b-4c5f3a729f68","description":"#1 of Looking To The Stars (Archive)\n\nGod have mercy on my soul (if I even have one anymore after doing such a sin) for posting this nightmare of a ghost story. But... considering I actually got some fans of this mess, I decided... ya know what... why not one more time. So this time I'll actually TRY to complete this thing... maybe....... I don't know......... probably not but still. I'm still willing to give it another shot. So..... yeah~! Fans old and new, welcome back to the remakes of... LOOKING TO THE STARS!\n......... Shoot me please.\nAlso, a BIG thank you to the sexy-as-hell  Guardian Phoenix for the amazing LTTS icon that you can see below this message. Just... thank you! Thank you! Thank you~!","content":"\\* \\* = Action and/or stage direction\n\n{ } = Tone of voice\n\n[] = Sound effects\n\n- - = Time Lapse\n\n( ) = My and the character's thoughts\n\nAll three: Alec, Taiga, and Kira doing/saying/thinking something in unison\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nLights, Camera, Crazy Town!\n\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \\*the grey wolf known as Alec walks into the Studio center as he looks around the busy area, occasionally jumping, ducking, and dodging whatever gets in his way and vise-versa\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Damn it... I am never going to find that place in this nightmare.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nPerson: Hey! Kid!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Hmm?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nPerson: You're messing up the shot! Get out of the way!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Sorry! \\*runs out of the way then mumbles under his breath\\* Ya jackass. \\*looks at the note in his paw then looks around the area again\\* Where... oh! \\*smiles\\* After trying and trying, I finally got the job of a lifetime.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \\*Alec looks up at the studio number (69) then runs inside gleefully with his tail wagging rapidly\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Hello! Hello! \\*twitches his ears at all the busy people\\* Man, I hate Hollywood. Erm... Hey! I'm looking for the producer here! I'm the... the new interviewer!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \\*Everybody and everything suddenly stops abruptly and goes quiet, all eyes now on Alec\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: .......... \\*gulps\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: \\*opens the door to his room and waves at Alec\\* In here! In here!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: \\*runs into the room and slams the door behind him\\* Why the hell was everyone looking at me like my rowboat was missing a couple paddles?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: That's because it probably is.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: I'm sorry?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: \\*sits behind his desk\\* Have a seat Alec.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: \\*nods to the producer then pulls up a chair and sits in front of the desk\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \\*after about 45 minutes of silence, aside from the producer shuffling some papers around and nitpicking with his necktie, he finally claps his paws together and looks at Alec\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: So... how much money do you owe the mob?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Say what?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Erm... nothing. So... why take up this job?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Well... I desperately need the money so--\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: So you didn't whore out your body?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Wait, huh?!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Talking out loud is all. \\*sweat drop\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Uh... huh.... Anyway, I saw the request for a third interviewer and--\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: You decided to come over and get the job for some extra pocket change?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Well, yes sir. That's it exactly.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: You poor, sick puppy.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Huh?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Well, if it's that kinky to you then sure. You got the job.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Kinky...? Wait, I got the job~?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Yep. Glad to have you aboard. \\*whispers under his breath: So that I don't have to do it.\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Wait, what did you just say just now?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: \\*drops a ton of papers onto his deck and pushes them near Alec\\* Just sign all these papers three times and you get the job.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: \\*looks at some of the papers\\* There's like three papers for health insurance. Just how bad ARE these interviews?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: One's for physical, one's for mental, and the third is for everything else.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: ... I... I get a credit card~? That is so awesome!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Got to pay for those medical bills somehow.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Medical bills?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Nevertheless, you'll be a gold member after three interviews anyway.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Wait... this one... this one involves my family!?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Don't even ask. We'll be here all day.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: ... Why does this one say coffin insurance?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: I threw that one in just for you.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: ... \\*gulps\\* Erm... maybe I should go--\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: \\*pulls out a pistol and cocks it\\* Just sign the damn papers.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Y-Yessir!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \\*The Next Day\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: \\*is walking into the studio, looking like a nervous wreak\\* I shouldn't have done this. I shouldn't have done this. I shouldn't have done this.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Hurry up, Alec!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Yes sir! And I must say, I am so glad that I have done this! \\*thinks to himself: God help me.\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Just get your ass in my office!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: \\*dashes into the office and slams the door behind him\\* Sir! Please I'm begging you! Rip up that contract! I have seen the earlier episodes of this horror feast! Please... I'll even do a porno or... o-or sell my body to science or ANYTHING.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Too late. Until you survive three seasons, you're stuck with us.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: No one survives the first one!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Isn't my problem now is it?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: \\*whimpers\\* Please... don't do this...\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Look. I'll be nice to you since you're pretty much begging to give me a good one under the desk right now.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: What?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: So I'll give you two professional interviewers that just finished interviews all characters from the X-Men series.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: 'eesh.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: \\*stands up and walks over to the door, before swinging it open wide\\* HEY! WE HAVE TWO LONELY WOMEN AND A BAG OF SCORCHIN HABANERO DORITOS IN HERE!! \\*quickly gets out of the way\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \\*without even a second warning, a dragon quickly bursts into the room while looking around the room\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nDragon: HEY!? You tricked me again!?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Sorry. Had to.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Wait, why did you--\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: This is Taiga. He's the one that sets up the appointments and makes sure no one loses their cool... he sucks at both those jobs.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nTaiga: \\*huffs\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: He also loves Doritos. None more so than Doritos® 3rd Degree Burn Scorchin' Habanero.\n\n**_\u0026nbsp;_**\n\n**_\\*SHAMELESS ATTEMPT AT ADVERTISEMENT\\*_**\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Next... \\*looks outside the door\\* HEY! THERE'S TWO RICH LOOKING GUYS HERE LOOKING FOR A GOOD BANG!!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n....\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAND THEY HAVE STRAWBERRY JELLY!!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \\*again, without a second warning, a lioness bursts into the room, looking around the place before she looked at Taiga\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nLioness: .... Ah damn, we just got played again didn't we?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nTaiga: Yes. Yes we have.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: And this... is Kira. The only ACTUAL whore in and out of her shots.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: ... Seriously?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Plus, she's amazing at distractions and is in charge of... of... of...... something.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nKira: I'm in charge of treasury jackass!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Seriously!?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Though for some reason, there's always $100 dollars missing from the amount every time.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nKira: ... \\*giggles\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nTaiga: Anyway, who's the wolf?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: The wolf here... is the new leader of your group.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nTaiga: What?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nKira: What!?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Hell no!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: \\*holds up Alec's contract\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: .... Damn it!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: So then~ you three better get to knowing each other. Cause until his contract expires, you three are stuck with each other.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAll three: WHAT!?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: See? Even the creator of his piece of shit has you three working together.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAll three: The hell are you talking about?! \\*looks at each other\\* ......... \\*facepaw\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: So then... see you all in a month?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Go to hell! I am not doing this! I'd rather die than work with these weirdos!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: It's either that or I give your contract to be Rick Perry's bitch.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: .... That's just not fair, dude.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: Welcome to the team!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nTaiga: \\*pats Alec's back rather roughly\\* You'll be fine~!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nKira: Yeah! And we'll all be living together in one house like one big, happy family!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: Well... at least you have a house.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nKira: House...? Oh! I meant apartment.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: ... What?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nKira: Actually, wait, no. More like a motel.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: .... What? What?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nTaiga: Yeah, it's more like a studio.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: \\*mumbles\\* Help me...\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProducer: What was that?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlec: \\*salutes\\* Can't wait to get to work!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nMe: They remade my nightmares!? I told you to cancel this thing!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nLuna: Oh shut up.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nDaichi: It was your idea.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nMe: Does anyone even know who you two are!?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nLuna: Well... not yet. But that's your fault now isn't it?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nMe: ...\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nDaichi: That's what I thought.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nMe: Anyway... all characters in this interview are copyrighted by me. That includes Alec the wolf, Taiga the dragon, and Kira the lioness... and the producer for some reason.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nDaichi: All of the jokes, gags, sick puns, and dumb ideas were all thought up right off the bat. If any of these look stolen, overused, negative, or racist/sexist/etc in any way possible, it is (mostly) completely by accident and thus should be reported to us so that it may be changed and/or deleted... MAYBE.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nLuna: Hope you enjoyed the interview and I hope you'll tune in again for another episode of... Looking To The Stars!\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Looking To The Stars (Archive)","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/408618-looking-to-the-stars-episode-01-our-first-interview.json"}}