# Looking To The Stars: Episode 00 (Getting the job) Author: Thrillseeker Tags: Comedy, Dragon, Lioness, Wolf, looking, stars, the #1 of Looking To The Stars (Archive) God have mercy on my soul (if I even have one anymore after doing such a sin) for posting this nightmare of a ghost story. But... considering I actually got some fans of this mess, I decided... ya know what... why not one more time. So this time I'll actually TRY to complete this thing... maybe....... I don't know......... probably not but still. I'm still willing to give it another shot. So..... yeah~! Fans old and new, welcome back to the remakes of... LOOKING TO THE STARS! ......... Shoot me please. Also, a BIG thank you to the sexy-as-hell Guardian Phoenix for the amazing LTTS icon that you can see below this message. Just... thank you! Thank you! Thank you~! \* \* = Action and/or stage direction { } = Tone of voice [] = Sound effects - - = Time Lapse ( ) = My and the character's thoughts All three: Alec, Taiga, and Kira doing/saying/thinking something in unison   Lights, Camera, Crazy Town! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------                   \*the grey wolf known as Alec walks into the Studio center as he looks around the busy area, occasionally jumping, ducking, and dodging whatever gets in his way and vise-versa\*   Alec: Damn it... I am never going to find that place in this nightmare.   Person: Hey! Kid!   Alec: Hmm?   Person: You're messing up the shot! Get out of the way!   Alec: Sorry! \*runs out of the way then mumbles under his breath\* Ya jackass. \*looks at the note in his paw then looks around the area again\* Where... oh! \*smiles\* After trying and trying, I finally got the job of a lifetime.                   \*Alec looks up at the studio number (69) then runs inside gleefully with his tail wagging rapidly\*   Alec: Hello! Hello! \*twitches his ears at all the busy people\* Man, I hate Hollywood. Erm... Hey! I'm looking for the producer here! I'm the... the new interviewer!                   \*Everybody and everything suddenly stops abruptly and goes quiet, all eyes now on Alec\*   Alec: .......... \*gulps\*   Producer: \*opens the door to his room and waves at Alec\* In here! In here!   Alec: \*runs into the room and slams the door behind him\* Why the hell was everyone looking at me like my rowboat was missing a couple paddles?   Producer: That's because it probably is.   Alec: I'm sorry?   Producer: \*sits behind his desk\* Have a seat Alec.   Alec: \*nods to the producer then pulls up a chair and sits in front of the desk\*                   \*after about 45 minutes of silence, aside from the producer shuffling some papers around and nitpicking with his necktie, he finally claps his paws together and looks at Alec\*   Producer: So... how much money do you owe the mob?   Alec: Say what?   Producer: Erm... nothing. So... why take up this job?   Alec: Well... I desperately need the money so--   Producer: So you didn't whore out your body?   Alec: Wait, huh?!   Producer: Talking out loud is all. \*sweat drop\*   Alec: Uh... huh.... Anyway, I saw the request for a third interviewer and--   Producer: You decided to come over and get the job for some extra pocket change?   Alec: Well, yes sir. That's it exactly.   Producer: You poor, sick puppy.   Alec: Huh?   Producer: Well, if it's that kinky to you then sure. You got the job.   Alec: Kinky...? Wait, I got the job~?   Producer: Yep. Glad to have you aboard. \*whispers under his breath: So that I don't have to do it.\*   Alec: Wait, what did you just say just now?   Producer: \*drops a ton of papers onto his deck and pushes them near Alec\* Just sign all these papers three times and you get the job.   Alec: \*looks at some of the papers\* There's like three papers for health insurance. Just how bad ARE these interviews?   Producer: One's for physical, one's for mental, and the third is for everything else.   Alec: ... I... I get a credit card~? That is so awesome!   Producer: Got to pay for those medical bills somehow.   Alec: Medical bills?   Producer: Nevertheless, you'll be a gold member after three interviews anyway.   Alec: Wait... this one... this one involves my family!?   Producer: Don't even ask. We'll be here all day.   Alec: ... Why does this one say coffin insurance?   Producer: I threw that one in just for you.   Alec: ... \*gulps\* Erm... maybe I should go--   Producer: \*pulls out a pistol and cocks it\* Just sign the damn papers.   Alec: Y-Yessir!                   \*The Next Day\*   Alec: \*is walking into the studio, looking like a nervous wreak\* I shouldn't have done this. I shouldn't have done this. I shouldn't have done this.   Producer: Hurry up, Alec!   Alec: Yes sir! And I must say, I am so glad that I have done this! \*thinks to himself: God help me.\*   Producer: Just get your ass in my office!   Alec: \*dashes into the office and slams the door behind him\* Sir! Please I'm begging you! Rip up that contract! I have seen the earlier episodes of this horror feast! Please... I'll even do a porno or... o-or sell my body to science or ANYTHING.   Producer: Too late. Until you survive three seasons, you're stuck with us.   Alec: No one survives the first one!   Producer: Isn't my problem now is it?   Alec: \*whimpers\* Please... don't do this...   Producer: Look. I'll be nice to you since you're pretty much begging to give me a good one under the desk right now.   Alec: What?   Producer: So I'll give you two professional interviewers that just finished interviews all characters from the X-Men series.   Alec: 'eesh.   Producer: \*stands up and walks over to the door, before swinging it open wide\* HEY! WE HAVE TWO LONELY WOMEN AND A BAG OF SCORCHIN HABANERO DORITOS IN HERE!! \*quickly gets out of the way\*                   \*without even a second warning, a dragon quickly bursts into the room while looking around the room\*   Dragon: HEY!? You tricked me again!?   Producer: Sorry. Had to.   Alec: Wait, why did you--   Producer: This is Taiga. He's the one that sets up the appointments and makes sure no one loses their cool... he sucks at both those jobs.   Taiga: \*huffs\*   Producer: He also loves Doritos. None more so than Doritos® 3rd Degree Burn Scorchin' Habanero. **_ _** **_\*SHAMELESS ATTEMPT AT ADVERTISEMENT\*_**   Producer: Next... \*looks outside the door\* HEY! THERE'S TWO RICH LOOKING GUYS HERE LOOKING FOR A GOOD BANG!!   ....   AND THEY HAVE STRAWBERRY JELLY!!                   \*again, without a second warning, a lioness bursts into the room, looking around the place before she looked at Taiga\*   Lioness: .... Ah damn, we just got played again didn't we?   Taiga: Yes. Yes we have.   Producer: And this... is Kira. The only ACTUAL whore in and out of her shots.   Alec: ... Seriously?   Producer: Plus, she's amazing at distractions and is in charge of... of... of...... something.   Kira: I'm in charge of treasury jackass!   Alec: Seriously!?   Producer: Though for some reason, there's always $100 dollars missing from the amount every time.   Kira: ... \*giggles\*   Taiga: Anyway, who's the wolf?   Producer: The wolf here... is the new leader of your group.   Taiga: What?   Kira: What!?   Alec: Hell no!   Producer: \*holds up Alec's contract\*   Alec: .... Damn it!   Producer: So then~ you three better get to knowing each other. Cause until his contract expires, you three are stuck with each other.   All three: WHAT!?   Producer: See? Even the creator of his piece of shit has you three working together.   All three: The hell are you talking about?! \*looks at each other\* ......... \*facepaw\*   Producer: So then... see you all in a month?   Alec: Go to hell! I am not doing this! I'd rather die than work with these weirdos!   Producer: It's either that or I give your contract to be Rick Perry's bitch.   Alec: .... That's just not fair, dude.   Producer: Welcome to the team!   Taiga: \*pats Alec's back rather roughly\* You'll be fine~!   Kira: Yeah! And we'll all be living together in one house like one big, happy family!   Alec: Well... at least you have a house.   Kira: House...? Oh! I meant apartment.   Alec: ... What?   Kira: Actually, wait, no. More like a motel.   Alec: .... What? What?   Taiga: Yeah, it's more like a studio.   Alec: \*mumbles\* Help me...   Producer: What was that?   Alec: \*salutes\* Can't wait to get to work!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Me: They remade my nightmares!? I told you to cancel this thing!   Luna: Oh shut up.   Daichi: It was your idea.   Me: Does anyone even know who you two are!?   Luna: Well... not yet. But that's your fault now isn't it?   Me: ...   Daichi: That's what I thought.   Me: Anyway... all characters in this interview are copyrighted by me. That includes Alec the wolf, Taiga the dragon, and Kira the lioness... and the producer for some reason.   Daichi: All of the jokes, gags, sick puns, and dumb ideas were all thought up right off the bat. If any of these look stolen, overused, negative, or racist/sexist/etc in any way possible, it is (mostly) completely by accident and thus should be reported to us so that it may be changed and/or deleted... MAYBE.   Luna: Hope you enjoyed the interview and I hope you'll tune in again for another episode of... Looking To The Stars! Source: https://sofurry.com/s/Rm0Lp0Zm Part of the series Looking To The Stars (Archive) Next: https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/408618-looking-to-the-stars-episode-01-our-first-interview.md