{"sf1_id":401099,"sf2_id":"dmWpZ8vn","title":"Ballbusting poetry","author":"poiupoiu","words":969,"posted_at":"2012-07-10T20:50:00.000Z","tags":["Cock And Balls Torture","Harsh","M/F","Poetry","ballbusting"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/401099-ballbusting-poetry","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/dmWpZ8vn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/92/cd/92cd7085-24ed-4af0-8194-9adb93bb2efc","description":"Sometimes I want to write about ballbusting but working on an actual story feels too intimidating. Thus: a collection of short ridiculous BB poems!","content":"Feel free to chime in with your own creations in the comments :P\n\n---------------------------------------------\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n**Limericks**  \n  \nThere once was a quiet young shrew  \nwho pissed off a fem kangaroo.  \nHis timid\u0026nbsp;_piano_  \nturned into soprano  \nand his testicles turned into goo.  \n  \n\"It just can't be sung,\" said the goat.  \n\"No male can hit such a high note!\"  \nSo his singing instructor  \n(he'd previously fucked her)  \nthen kicked his balls into his throat.  \n  \nHe grabbed the barista. \"Hey you!  \nThis coffee is worse than dog doo!\"  \nShe said, when he shook her,  \n\"That's not polite, sugar,\"  \nand left him with one lump, not two.  \n  \nShe started with a nasty Crunch  \nand followed up with Dizzy Punch.  \nBy the time Mew was done,  \nshe'd turned two spuds to none,  \nand poor Nidoking lost his lunch.  \n  \n  \n  \n**Haiku**  \n  \n\"Just relax,\" she said,  \nas he squealed and bucked his hips.  \n\"You only\u0026nbsp;_need_\u0026nbsp;one.\"  \n  \nSuper Effective!  \nLuxray's knee meets heavy orbs.  \nBlastoise has fainted!  \n  \n\"Applebuck season\"  \ndid not end with harvest time,  \nBig Mac quickly learned.  \n  \n\"In total?\" she said.  \nKayla frowned and thought a bit.  \n\"I don't know...fifteen?\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;  \n  \n_Sigh._\u0026nbsp;He spread his legs.  \n\"...Happy anniversary.\"  \nLia gasped...and grinned.  \n  \nHis poor scaly nuts.  \nTwo plump orbs speared on her claws  \nlike a shish-kebab.  \n  \nBut it could be worse.  \nAt least he wasn't blue-balled.  \nOr a eunuch (yet).  \n  \nAnd dear god, that\u0026nbsp;_tongue_:  \nwrapped around his throbbing shaft,  \nmaking his toes curl...  \n  \nHis gonads trembled;  \nhis cock twitched in ecstasy.  \nWhich would explode first?  \n  \nP'oiu bellowed as  \nthe dragoness squeezed the sperm  \nstraight out of his balls.  \n  \nHer claws 'round his sac,  \ntits splattered with dragon spunk.  \nOne hell of a night.  \n  \n  \n  \nNormally he'd love  \nfemale paws around his junk,  \nbut this was different.  \n  \n\"Oof.\" His eyes watered.  \n\"Um...professor? C-could you please-  \noogh!\" His gut lurched. \"_Ah!_\"  \n  \nLucario squeaked  \nas the Nidoqueen teacher  \ntightened her grip more.  \n  \n  \n  \n_Squishy little things,_  \nJoule thought to herself as she  \nstomped down on his nut.  \n  \nStomp. Stomp. Kick. Squeeze. Stomp.  \nThe Charmeleon had lost count  \nafter twenty-five.  \n  \n\"I think that's enough,\"  \nKara said, but Por pouted.  \n\"What about my turn?\"  \n  \nLeon wondered if  \nhis balls would still work at all,  \nor would just shoot blanks.  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;  \n  \n**Old poem**  \n(This is about the red dragon mating ceremony, which is discussed in more detail in the second half of Dragon Slaying. Here's the original description I posted with it a while back:)\n\n_This is a children's rhyme sung by the dragons in the northern reaches, who live in a matriarchal society in which males are subservient to females. Both sexes spend most of their time in the nude, and as a result sexuality is in no way taboo in northern dragon culture. The male gonads, in particular, are seen more as playthings than anything else: females are taught from a young age to kick, punch, slap, and otherwise abuse the testicles of males for their own amusement and pleasure._  \n  \n_The rhyme below is about ballbusting in general, but it's also more specifically about mating. During the northern dragon mating ceremony, one of the male's testicles is popped, to show his dedication to the female and to prove that he has not been mated before (if he had, he'd only have one nut left). This is often a long, drawn-out process, with the female abusing her male's balls over several days until she finally takes mercy and destroys one, consummating the mateship. If the male is ever unfaithful, the female is entitled to crush his remaining nut as she pleases and thus leave him a eunuch, unable to mate again._\n\nDragon gonads, make him squeal!  \nStomp 'em flat beneath your heel!  \nWatch him quivering in pain  \nAs he tries so hard in vain  \nTo save those precious dragon eggs  \nThat hang defenseless 'twixt his legs.  \nCrush those fragile orbs once more  \nand listen to his frantic roar!  \nHis dragonhood is black and blue,  \nso pop a nut! He wants you to.\n\n\u0026nbsp;Squeeze those orbs between your claws,  \nor chew them: use those mighty jaws  \nand show him what those teeth are for!  \nDrop that dragon to the floor!  \nBash his aching balls around  \nuntil he crumples to the ground,  \nthen swat those orbs a solid smack,  \nor slam a kick into his sack.  \nJust crush those unprotected jewels  \nand listen how that dragon mewls.  \n  \nSmash a gonad into paste!  \nBut pop 'em both? No, that's a waste.  \nIt's better still to leave him one,  \nso he'll remember all the fun  \nthat you had bashing up his nut:  \nthe ache deep in his scaly gut  \nas his ball cracked beneath your blows  \nand finally burst between your toes.  \nHis gonad flattened with a 'splat':  \nI promise he'll remember that!  \n  \nAnd that way he'll still have one orb:  \none swollen sphere left to absorb  \na female's slaps and stomps and knees,  \nher brutal kick and vicious squeeze.  \nHe still can help a dragoness  \nrelieve some of her pent-up stress  \nby offering his tender egg  \nfor her to squish and make him beg.  \nEven with one nut, just one kick  \ncan make the strongest dragon sick.  \n  \nBut if he ever goes astray  \nand gets horny while you're away  \nand blows a load on some girl's tits  \nhe can say goodbye to his bits.  \nJust grab his ball and do your worst  \nuntil you feel that gonad burst!  \nBite and swallow in one gulp,  \nor grind his nut into a pulp.  \nLet him know his dragonhood  \nhas finally been destroyed for good.  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;Every male dragon has his junk:  \nthose dragonmakers full of spunk  \nthat dangle so defenselessly,  \njust waiting for a female's knee.  \nSo slam your foot into his stones  \nand listen to his tortured moans.  \nA male's proper place, you see  \nis curled double in agony,  \nso watch now as that dragon falls,  \nyour toeclaws buried in his balls.  \n  \n\n"}