{"sf1_id":401801,"sf2_id":"rn69pXEm","title":"Jon Mahon Thanksgiving","author":"NovaSquirrel","words":571,"posted_at":"2012-07-12T19:17:00.000Z","tags":["Latin","School","pizza","rocket"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/401801-jon-mahon-thanksgiving","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rn69pXEm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/19/1e/191ef4f9-bcbc-47b7-bb44-6175aed842e8","description":"Oh hey, it's the first story where I involved SID SPACE as a character. :o\nYet another story for a holiday, this time Thanksgiving.\nI mostly wrote it because on a dry-erase board at school someone had drawn a pilgrim and wrote that it was jon mahon","content":"yeah it's another story about jon\n\n* * *\n  \nJon Mahon was at Dwenger and he farted (against the rules!) so he got sent to the office.  \nThere was a kid named Sid Space who was the coolest guy ever. Jon missed Josh so he put on  \na pilgrim outfit. Sid got his rocket and also put on a pilgrim outfit. On the side of  \nthe rocket there were the words \"ABLATIVE EXPRESS\" (because \"SID SPACE\" is a mnemonic for  \nremembering the ablatives in latin [http://www.teach-and-learn-latin.org/sid-space.html](http://www.teach-and-learn-latin.org/sid-space.html) )  \nbut Jon didn't give a crap and he crossed out \"ABLATIVE EXPRESS\" and wrote in \"Mayflower\"  \nwith really cheap paint. They grabbed onto it and the rocket launched right through the  \nroof of Dwenger.\n\nSid's rocket ran out of fuel and crashed in front of Snider. Jon was okay but Sid went  \nto the hospital. Jon walked into Josh's Geometry class and saw Josh who was goofing around  \nwith some guy's calculator. Sitting by Josh was a kid named Jared who was an Indian  \n(oops I mean NATIVE AMERICAN it's not correct so say indian) who was doing nothing.  \nJon asked why and Jared said \"ME NO LIKE MATH\" and walked out of the class without  \nany permission whatsoever. Unfortunately the calculator Josh was playing with turned into  \na giant robot and chased after Jared asking him random math problems. There was a kid named  \nDANNY who saw this and exclaimed \"hey you must not be feeling that great today\" but the  \nteacher got super pissed off and wrote him a referral but must not have been seeing very  \nwell because it was on a dress code violation. He got sent down to the office.\n\nJosh and Jon went to Latin class next and Sid Space was better. The calculator robot came  \nback with Jared who said \"ME NO LIKE LATIN!!!!!\" They ordered a pizza from Little Caesar's  \nand were passing out pizza when the principal showed up who was all like \"okay what is  \ngoing on\" so we told her it was relevant because Caesar was a Roman dictator which meant  \nwe were learning about Rome which had SOMETHING to do with Latin somehow (didn't Romans  \nspeak Latin?) The robot started eating all the pizza so Karson picked its butt and it  \nwent to jail. DANNY came in but got a dress code violation but the teacher must have a hard  \ntime seeing because it was written on a hall pass. (the hall pass had the words \"fashion  \ndisaster LOL\" written on it). Suddenly Josh's calculator turned into a robot and stole Jared  \nand ran out. Jared shouted \"ME NO LIKE ROBOT!!!!\"\n\nCaillou came in and made his OWN pizzas but he made the mistake of using Doritos as a  \ntopping. This made Josh super excited and he shouted \"DORITOS!\" and jumped on his desk and  \nfarted while dancing. That was illegal. After the pizza Josh read \"The Jon Mahon Chronicles\"  \nto the class and everyone loved it but then he read \"Obamastory\" which got him in a huge  \namount of trouble. However the kids thought that it was 100% accurate and Obama really did  \ndo those things so he was impeached (meaning he ate a peach and it was delicious). The teacher  \nhad Karson write the plural form of \"Puella\" on the chakboard but he wrote \"Puellams\" which  \nwas wrong! It was actually \"Puellae\"\n\nSuddenly it was 2:35PM and everyone went home.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}