{"sf1_id":401879,"sf2_id":"3egjR461","title":"Obamastory (very immature)","author":"NovaSquirrel","words":3255,"posted_at":"2012-07-13T00:17:00.000Z","tags":["Obama","Pokemon","Transformation","t-shirt"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/401879-obamastory-very-immature","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/3egjR461","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/53/ae/53ae72b4-0905-4692-83f9-45b207478e8e","description":"One IRC channel I was going to whined about how much I was talking about Obama and Billy Mays and stuff so instead I wrote a story I could post on the forum, which I was told would be a productive activity. Some parts were ripped directly from IRC conversations (specifically the part describing hitler) and the part at the end with anne frank was inspired by a fanfic of gofer-chan's.side-story to fix a plot hole","content":"warning this story is probably highly offensive if the word offensive is offensive STOP READING NOW  \nif you think obama is doing a great job FUCKING STOP READING NOW  \nIF YOU THINK THE WORD \"FUCK\" IS OFFENSIVE THEN OOPS I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS\n\nno I did not ask many of the people who got cameos in this if they wanted to be in it or not.\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nSO obama was spending over $9000 every day on burritos to throw at old people but they didn't like it very much in fact they regretted voting for him OH WELL. he was almost impeached but then he gave every old person an OLD PERSON TV that only had the Obama Channel which had speeches and interviews and stuff of Obama 24/7 and that somehow made it okay. the national debt was 999999999999 trillion after just two months as president. the economy was a fucking mess.\n\nso now Obama was sitting at his desk at the FUCKING WHITE HOUSE or something, fucking trying  \nto order a copy of Bomberman and Billy Mays called him on the phone\n\nBilly:\"HI BILLY MAYS HERE I HAVE AN AMAZING OFFER 'I FUCKED UP THE ECONOMY' TSHIRT ONLY $19.95\"  \nObama:\"shut up billy mays can't you see I'm busy\"  \nBilly:\"BUSY WITH WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING UP THE ECONOMY\"  \nObama:\"no I'm not. shut up\"  \n---and then vegeta came on the phone----  \nVegeta: \"well you spent like over 9000 dollars a day\"  \nObama: \"NO I DIDN'T FUCK YOU\"\n\nobama slammed the phone down in rage\n\nand then it rang again  \nBilly: \"HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR HOMO INSURANCE\"  \nObama: \"stop calling me to sell me homo insurance\"  \nBilly: \"YEAH BUT EVERY TIME SOMEONE CALLS YOU A HOMO YOU GET A DOLLAR\"   \nObama: \"why would I want that I'm fucking rich how else would I be able to afford THE OBAMA CHANNEL\"  \nBilly: \"NO THAT ISN'T YOUR MONEY YOU RETARD! YOU KEEP SPENDING AND NOW WE'RE 999999999999 TRILLION IN DEBT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\"  \nVince: \"hey buy shamwow\"  \nBilly: \"SHUT THE FUCK UP VINCE NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\"  \nVince: \"WELL AT LEAST I didn't fuck up the ECONOMY\"  \nBilly: \"OH RIGHT\"  \nObama: \"SHUT THE FUCK UP i didn't ruin the economy\"  \nBilly: \"HEY AS A SPECIAL OFFER I'LL GIVE YOU THE 'I DIDN'T FUCKED UP THE ECONOMY SHIRT' ABSOLUTELY FREE\"  \nObama: \"oh hey FREE STUFF i'll take it ship it to my house immediately\"  \nBilly: \"OH OKAY MR PRESIDENT HMMMMMMMMMMMM\"\n\nso the special tshirt got shipped to the whitehouse in a box with PONIES ON IT  \nObama: \"OH BOY OH BOY ITS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\"  \nhe opens it and pulls out the tshirt and it was actually the original \"I FUCKED UP THE ECONOMY\" shirt  \nAND IT GLOWED IN THE DARK. and he PUT THE SHIRT ON without actually taking the other one off.\n\nObama: \"OH FUCK ITS TIME TO WATCH POKEYMANS\"  \nso he turned on the TV  \nAND HE TURNED INTO \"BROCK OBAMA\"\n\nObama: \"wtf I'm a pokemon gym leader\"  \nexcept he didn't actually have any pokemon he just looked like brock from pokemon  \nAND THEN MISTY SHOWED UP AT THE DOOR  \nObama: \"oh fuck you\"  \nand then obama was \"BaROCKET Obomba\" and no longer looked like brock  \nNOW HE LOOKED LIKE EITHER A TERRORIST OR A ROBOT OR EVEN A TERRORIST ROBOT  \ni can't decide which  \nAND HE BLEW STUFF UP WITH MISSILES AND BOMBS\n\nObama: \"oh oops SORRY MISTY DIDN'T MEAN TO BLOW YOU UP\"  \nand then obama ate healthy snacks and was \"BAROCCOLI OBAMA\"  \nand he BLEW THE FUCKING NATIONAL DEBT EVEN HIGHER BY BUYING WAY TOO MUCH BROCCOLI.\n\nand then GEORGE BUSH BUSTED THROUGH THE WALL and went  \n\"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\"\n\nObama: \"WTF BUSH YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THAT also you aren't kool aid man\"  \nand then he was barocket obama and blew up more stuff  \nObama: \"...fuck\"  \nand then bush was kool aid man and busted through another wall  \nObama: \"OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK\"  \nand then Obama was normal obama\n\nand then BILLY MAYS BUSTED THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL  \nBilly: \"HI BILLY MAYS HERE BUY KOOL AID OH YEAH\"  \nObama: \"oh shut the fuck up billy. bush was already kool aid man\"  \nBilly: \"THEN MAYBE I COULD be the KOOL AIDS MAN THAT WOULD BE SORT OF DIFFERENT\"  \nBilly: \"ALSO WE DIDN'T SEND YOU THE 'I DIDN'T FUCKED UP THE ECONOMY' SHIRT WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO SEND YOU\"  \nObama: \"oh fuck I didn't notice\"  \nand then obama took off the shirt\n\nbut the next time pokemon was on NOTHING HAPPENED  \nthe next time he ate healthy NOTHING HAPPENED  \nthe next time someone random showed up NOTHING HAPPENED\n\nSO BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY SHOWED UP AND WAS ALL \"obama that shirt made you shift between barack and brock and barocket and baroccoli\"  \nObama: \"Oh FINE GEEZ\"  \nand obama put the shirt back on\n\nthen Obama went to a rock concert and became BAROCKSTAR OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  \nObama: \"OH FUCK\"  \nand then obama did a guitar solo  \nAN EPIC GUITAR SOLO  \nA VERY EPIC GUITAR SOLO  \nA VERY VERY EPIC GUITAR SOLO  \nokay stop it with the stupid stuff  \nsorry\n\nANYWAY BAROCKSTAR OBAMA WAS VERY FAMOUS  \nand then pokemon came on  \nAND HE WAS somehow BROCKSTAR OBAMA and somehow did pokemon themed guitar solos  \nit was very illegal\n\nAND THEN OBAMA GOT ARRESTED  \nand there were CDi characters there  \nand mayor kravindish was all \"OBAMA DIS IS ILLEGAL YU NO\"  \nand then there was lots of toast (blame NovaBot)  \nFat Mario: \"OH FUCK TOO MANY TOASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS\"  \nand then obama was barocket obomba  \nAND BLEW UP A WALL  \nAND SNUCK OUT  \nand nobody noticed it\n\nwell actually someone did notice it  \nmayor kravindish was all \"OBAMA ILLEGAL ILLEGAL ILLEGAL ILLEGAL ILLEGAL\"  \nbut obama didn't care\n\nALSO OBAMA COLLECTED $200 WHICH HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO  \nand then became baroccoli obama and spent it on healthy foods  \nAND THEN HE PASSED GO  \nwhich was illegal\n\nOH FUCK WE AREN'T PLAYING MONOPOLY\n\n...\n\nOH YES WE ARE  \nOBAMA BUILT HIS FUCKING MANSION ON BOARDWALK  \nwith lasers and FUCKING DORITOS DISPENSERS  \nactually no the doritos shot lasers\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nobama gets in his OBAMA MOBILE  \nand drives to BOARDWALK MANSION\n\nAND THE FUCKING BILLYBOB GUY WAS THERE  \nObama: \"get off my fucking house\"  \nbob: \"oh okay\"\n\nAND THEN HE DROVE TO # AND the topic was Persistence in bad habits  \nBUT THEN OBAMA SET THE TOPIC TO \"farte butte\"  \nAND GOT KICKED OUT BY A PONY OOPS I MEAN BRONY  \nHIS NAME STARTED WITH A \"K\"\n\nand then obama drove to the store (SAW POKEMON ON THE TVs, WAS BROCK OBAMA)  \nand bought some nerf guns and infinite pizza rolls with his credit card  \n\\\u003cKawa\\\u003e And I got my card so money's not an issue.  \n\\\u003cNovaYoshi\\\u003e it's a credit card except it adds to the national debt of the united states  \n\\\u003cNovaYoshi\\\u003e obama has 5  \n\\\u003cKawa\\\u003e Stop that  \n\\\u003cNovaYoshi\\\u003e :\\\u003c  \nand then crafted PIZZA ROLL GUN.\n\nbut just then RICK ASTLEY ATTACKED THE CITY WITH PAPER DOLL MAN  \nOnix: WOAH ONIX GO  \nOnix: onix onix  \nObama: ONIX USE THUNDERBOLT  \nwtf he doesn't have that move  \nactually didn't I mention earlier that brock obama didn't actually have any pokemon?\n\nPAPER DOLL MAN USED HIS SOLAR RAY GUN  \nAND MADE A PRINTER COME ALIVE  \nand then it printed off furry porn  \nOH OOPS............................................  \n............................oh sweet that's hot\n\nfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap\n\nANYWAY, THERE WAS BLOOD AND SPERM EVERYWHERE  \nHE JUST KEPT SAYING, \"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\"\n\nso obama EQUIPPED HIS PIZZA ROLL GUN and shot at rick astley  \nBUT THAT FAILED BECAUSE HE JUST ATE THE PIZZA ROLLS  \naaaaaaa  \nAND TO MAKE THINGS WORSE THERE WAS THAT FUCKING JON MAHON CYBORG FROM MY LAST STORY  \nhe shot a laser rocket from his nipple and blew up a building  \nbut then RICK ASTLEY GOT SCARED OF EITHER JON MAHON OR PAPER DOLL MAN AND HID  \nso Paper Doll Man slipped quietly through the crack in the door to Rick's house  \nand stole over 9000 copies of NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP (also there was PLAN X in the house)  \nand then later JON MAHON FOUND OUT AND TOLD RICK ASTLEY  \nand rick was absolutely furious and went after paper doll man but he kept slipping through door cracks  \nand could never catch him  \nor even find him now because he turned into a paper airplane and flew away  \nbut rick didn't know that  \nso he gave up\n\nANYWAY RICK AND JON MAHON LEFT THE CITY BECAUSE THEY GOT BORED\n\nObama: \"I WON :3\"  \nno you did not\n\nand then on the moon a paper airplane showed up at the house of some moon bunny  \nnamed Inaba and then turned out to be PAPER DOLL MAN. although plan X was at rick astley's  \nhouse, plan XXX was at Inaba's, which Paper Doll Man also wanted for some reason.  \nIt had a detailed plan for what would happen if he ever arrived at a certain yoshifox's house.\n\nso Paper doll man stole plan XXX and flew off but Inaba followed him in a spaceship over to a  \ncertain house, ON EARTH. Inaba looked around in the house but could not find the paper doll man  \nanywhere...  \n...but sitting on the couch was a certain yoshifox.\n\n;3\n\nmeanwhile Osama bin Laden had just blown up some guy's house and they were chasing after him  \nbut he went to the moon and nobody could find him because he was on the moon. The guy then  \nwent to NASA and asked for a spaceship but it costed too much and then later Osama blew up  \nthe moon and that was illegal but he never got arrested because nobody could find him because  \nhe was hiding on the moon. HOWEVER he remembered he blew it up and went to Mars instead and  \nbuilt a secret base with Martian technology.\n\nInaba learned of this and noticed that Paper Doll Man had saved his life, causing him to become  \nvery obsessed with paper doll man.\n\nwell fuck\n\nwell Bomberman finally got delivered but Obama did not see the possible name pun  \nand he became  \nBarack Obomberman\n\n...\n\noops then someone random showed up at the door and he was BAROCKET OBOMBERMAN\n\nwhich was kind of illegal but not enough for people to care\n\nSO THEN LATER OBAMA DROVE TO PIZZA HUT AND GOT A PIZZA  \nAND WROTE \"FROM #BOTPLACE\" ON IT AND DROVE 125 MILES TO GIVE IT TO  \nA LOUPDRAKE IN TEXAS who was with jon mahon and an opposum  \nwho did not care because said loupdrake hated Obama  \nBUT GAVE OBAMA THE \"Big City Detergent Ball\" which must be  \na super powered version of the Oxiclean Detergent Ball, right? :D  \nno\n\nIT GOT SHIT ALL OVER HIS CLOTHES  \nOH SHIT\n\nanyway normal jon mahon was there and he saw obama's awesome tshirt  \nand got one for his own so he could do cool transformations but the author  \ncan't think of any good puns on Jon's name other than \"JON MORON\" and that's  \nnot very cool - well, maybe he could be SHAH JAHAN (didn't the author confuse  \nthe two once in 7th grade I think they did) but that was stupid\n\nso obama drove away from the loupdrake's house and tried to drive to Billy Mays's house  \nbut there was a fucking BILLY MAZE blocking it (obama's too dumb to get through the maze)  \nso he went somewhere else back to his fuckin doritos laser house\n\nso then obama saw a guy's house getting lifted away into microsoft's anti-piracy department  \nwith a gigantic crane with a metal claw on the end because he downloaded windows 7  \nbut he was playing fucking megazeux games  \nso in his next speech he mentioned megazeux and talked about the guy who he called Guy  \n\\\u003cNovaYoshi\\\u003e get Obama to talk about MZX  \n\\\u003cGuy\\\u003e that would be horrible  \n\\\u003cGuy\\\u003e oh, god  \n\\\u003cGuy\\\u003e all reporters investigating me  \nand then reporters investigated Guy and asked him questions in lots of interviews\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nso he drove back to # and the BRONY WHOSE NAME STARTED WITH K was high and he was married to a  \nguy named juana really it was kind of disgusting.  \nGET IT?????????? MARRIED JUANA -\\\u003e MARIJUANA.  \n?!!?!???!??? anyway he changed his name to KARL MARX because for lunch everyday he ate communism  \nhow he did it was he took a toaster-strudel and drew a hammer and sicle on it.\n\nand then a DIFFERENT brony whose name started with K who was not high nuked a country  \nbecause they embedded Friday in their national anthem  \n\\\u003cKawa\\\u003e Requesting a layout nuke on Perfect Infinity  \n\\\u003cKawa\\\u003e For embedding a hidden autoplaying Youtube of \"Friday\".  \n\\\u003cKawa\\\u003e In his signature.  \nand that was illegal so he went to jail\n\nANYWAY KAWA had a phone and he saw the number 1101227 (phone thought it was a number)  \nand touched it accidentally  \nKawa: oh fuck did not mean to do that  \nand IT CALLED OBAMA SO THEY GOT INTO A CONVERSATION\n\nKawa: Okay who is this  \nObama: THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES YOU DOPE  \nKawa: i am in europe  \nObama: GOING TO SEND YOU FIVE DOLLARS  \nKawa: what that's not my currency wtf  \nso then obama hung up\n\nwtf\n\nso then OBAMA DROVE TO CANADA  \nand then he forced some poor guy named tubular into his car  \nBUT AFTER THAT he drove 125 miles to nova's house  \nand he dropped tubular off  \nand JUST FUCKING DROVE AWAY\n\nsome very naughty things went on in that house\n\nand then obama drove to PEN ISLAND where everything was shaped like pens  \nlike seriously there were no coconuts the pens grew on trees  \nso OBAMA MOVED \"IS\" over to be part of \"PEN\" and it was kind of inappropriate after that  \nfucking penis grew on trees man  \nFUCKING PENIS  \nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\n\nso Obama went back home to the whitehouse and was going to take a nap in the oval office  \nbut then Hitler busted into the room after years of everybody thinking he's dead, and he  \nwas like, \"IIIIIIIIII'M BACK!\" and tore off his shirt, revealing gigantic pecs because he's  \nbeen working out while hiding, and he starts beating the fuckin' shit out of everybody,  \nstarting with the French government.\n\nit was pretty stupid, and eventually Goku found him and decided to battle.  \nBUT THIS CAUSED HITLER TO GO FUCKING \"ARYAN RAGE\" MODE WITH BLOND+SPIKY HAIR and BLUE EYES.  \nand they were trying to shoot at eachother with kamehamehas and stuff and hit lots of buildings\n\nso obama played bomberman and went BAROCKET OBOMBERMAN  \nand found them and tried throwing bombs at them to get them to stop but he had a terrible aim  \nand that only blew up more buildings\n\nfuck\n\nso then Vegeta showed up and fucked shit up.  \nbut obama went home because he just didn't care\n\nwell Nova somehow got power in Karl Marx's FUCKING HOUSE and well...  \n\\* tubular removes ban on huge\\_boner!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on thick\\_penis!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on /ban!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on osama\\_bin\\_laden's\\_penis!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on glenn\\_beck's\\_penis!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on obama's\\_penis!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on action\\_penis!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on cunt!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on fuck!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on moldy.cheese!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on Bill\\_Nye's\\_cock!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on long\\_penises!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on thick\\_penises!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on astronauts.without.space.penises!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on astronauts.with.space.penises!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on this.that.space.penises.are.not.in!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on things.that.are.not.space.penises!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on space\\_penises!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on erect\\_penis!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on okay\\_fine\\_asshole!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on Nova\\_that\\_isn't\\_funny!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on more\\_unnecessary\\_bans!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on I\\_found\\_waldo!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on find\\_waldo!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on Nova\\_stop\\_that!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on unnecessary\\_ban!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on power\\_penis!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on old\\_person\\_penis!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on big\\_penises!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on hairy\\_penises!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on robot\\_penises!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on child\\_penises!\\*@\\* \\\u003c-- keeps Mare out  \n\\* tubular removes ban on medium\\_penises!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on small\\_penises!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on huge\\_penises!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular removes ban on AlcaRobot\\_Jr!AlcaRobot@\\*  \n\\* tubular sets ban on AlcaRobot\\_Jr!AlcaRobot@\\*  \n\\* tubular sets ban on bttest\\*!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular sets ban on \\*penis\\*!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular sets ban on \\*waldo!\\*@\\*  \n\\* tubular sets ban on \\*ban!\\*@\\*  \nbut that COMPLETELY RUINS EVERYTHING  \nTHE WHOLE POINT WAS HAVING TONS OF PENIS STUFF IN THE BAN LIST  \nI MEAN GEEZ\n\nso Obama drove to Microsoft's anti-piracy department to rescue Guy  \nand there were armed ninjas blocking the way  \nbut he just sniffed their armpits and they weren't armed ninjas anymore  \nthey were armpit ninjas\n\nSO THEY ATTACKED WITH ARMPIT FART NOISES  \nwhich didn't put up any challenge at all and Obama just drove on through  \nto the room with Guy in it  \nand he took Guy and put him in his car  \nAND GUY DREW AN AVATAR FOR OBAMA THAT WAS 40 PIXELS WIDE AND 56 PIXELS TALL  \nIN TWO COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nobama thanked him and dropped him off at mcdonalds\n\nWHERE BILLY MAYS WAS SHOWING OFF HIS BIG CITY SLIDER STATION  \nMAKING OVER 9000 BURGERS FOR EVERYONE  \nvegeta was there and ate 3  \nBUT HE ALSO SOLD TONS OF PRODUCTS LIKE THE \"WHAT CHILDREN? ELIMINATOR\"  \nand the restrooms were replaced with the BIG CITY TOILET  \nthat you could plug in anywhere to shit in  \nguy ate like 2 burgers\n\nobama drove to UNITINU  \nwhere everything was a palindrome  \nand where people drove racecars and there were guys named otto  \nand the national animal was the TACO CAT.  \nand his shirt caused him to become OBABO ( http://imgur.com/gallery/QkQmz )  \nwhere there was also OSASO ( http://i.imgur.com/AykPy.jpg )  \nand then obabo went and saw there was a presidential election coming up  \nthe other canidate was amama and looked pretty fucking weird  \nso obabo ran for president in unitinu and won because the other canidate  \nlooked fucking weird I mean it's like obabo except using the other half  \nof the name mirrored.\n\nTHE HIT TV SHOW IN UNITINU WAS NAMED \"cailliou tlt ouilliac\" and  \nit was about a mirror imaged bald kid who made pizzas.  \nBUT THE COUNTRY WAS AT WAR WITH MEXIOIXEM  \nso obabo left (and became obama again)  \nand OSASO fucking took over  \nand unitinu blew up countries  \nespecially fucking MEXIOIXEM  \nand cailliou became racist and eventually became \"pinkie pie tlt oulliac\"  \nand that was the new hit show\n\nwell OSASO teamed up with super saiyan hitler and goku  \nand they were an unstoppable team\n\nSO OBAMA GOT CYBORG JON MAHON ON HIS TEAM  \nWHO WAS (according to the Jon Mahon Chronicles) EVEN MORE UNSTOPPABLE  \nhe shot missiles out of his nipples and blew up buildings  \nbut never actually hit hitler or goku or osaso\n\nanne frank was hiding in one of the buildings so she jumped out right in time  \nand hitler and goku saw her  \nhitler wanted to get rid of her because she was a jew  \nbut goku FELL IN LOVE WITH ANNE FRANK  \nand hitler and goku went off to fight somewhere  \nleaving osaso vs CYBORG JON MAHON and obama  \n(but it doesn't really matter since obama is a dumbass)  \nso osaso ran away\n\nwell everyone was fucking pissed with Obama  \nFUCKING DRIVING EVERYWHERE  \ninstead of actually doing actual president things...  \nand impeached him  \n( that means he ate a peach )  \nand jon mahon became president  \nwho was a very bad president and made farting illegal  \nand he also got impeached\n\n  \n  \n\n"}