{"sf1_id":433036,"sf2_id":"k1VM9BAn","title":"Henry's Ninth Wife - humor in a small poem","author":"Vixyy Fox","words":189,"posted_at":"2012-09-13T09:27:00.000Z","tags":["Fox","Humor","Poem"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/433036-henry-s-ninth-wife-humor-in-a-small-poem","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/k1VM9BAn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/ab/ba/abbaa867-0342-4194-95fc-6b45ad34a0a9","description":"*snickers... 'nuff said...\nV.","content":"_Henry's Ninth Wife_\n\n_by_\n\n_Vixyy Fox_\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;Henry was a miserable old thing\n\nMarried eight times, he liked to sing,\n\n'Heigh and Ho and Hie,\n\n\u0026nbsp;They must all serve me their pie.\n\nIf they don't,\n\nStoat or Goat,\n\nTheir heads all get cut off by and by.'\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNumber nine was a Fox to be sure\n\nWith a red waggy tail and long fur\n\n'Love,' she sang, 'Not a lie!\n\nIf he so wants and desires my pie\n\nWooed I'll be\n\nAnd give it free\n\nWhen he shows me his loins by and by.'\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNaked the old King begot\n\nAnd waggled his boys at the Fox\n\nSays he to her,\n\n'Have you ever seen such a pair?'\n\nShe laughed and he became rather upsot.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n'Henry,' Fox whispered upon him\n\nSlyly licking his ear round the rim,\n\n'Bring no light\n\nIn the dark of this night\n\nAnd I promise you'll find something tight.'\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThe old boy knew he had won\n\nBut before sex his bowels had to run\n\nTo the loo he skipped\n\nWhere he meant for a sit\n\nOnly to find the plunger with his bum.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}