{"sf1_id":457116,"sf2_id":"ZeqVA9Mm","title":"The Birds and the Bees Part 1","author":"DeltaWolfLord16","words":302,"posted_at":"2012-10-31T06:47:00.000Z","tags":["Lion","Lion King","Mufasa","Simba"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/457116-the-birds-and-the-bees-part-1","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ZeqVA9Mm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/ca/d6/cad693e2-3cef-4bf7-a82e-b9be9e1518e1","description":"#1 of Lion King\n\nJust some random stuff i wrote have fun. copyright to owners. please Read and Review. part 1 of the Birds and the Bees trilogy.","content":"Shit Gets Real The Lion King\n\nAuthor's note: shits about to get real a lot of random crap so don't go bad mouthing me because it's so random. Also in this Fanfic Simba is a cub and Mufasa is going to divulge the Fatherly Secrets of the Past.\n\nSimba: dad why are we at the top of Pride Rock?\n\nMufasa: because I wish to pass on the fatherly secrets of the past.\n\nSimba: why?\n\nMufasa: well my Father told me so I'm going to tell you.\n\nSimba: what are these secrets about?\n\nMufasa: I'll tell you in a moment are you comfortable?\n\nSimba: not really you got me up at five in the mourning so if I sit down I'll fall asleep.\n\nMufasa: (whispering) not after this the won't.\n\nSimba: pardon?\n\nMufasa: it's nothing anyway...\n\n40 minutes later\n\nSimba comes running into the den screaming.\n\nSarabi: Simba what's wrong?\n\nSimba: (sobbing) you guys didn't do did you?\n\nMufasa comes into the den.\n\nSarabi: (angrily) what did you do to him?\n\nMufasa: I informed him about The Birds and the Bees.\n\nSarabi: (shocked) your serious...at his age?\n\nMufasa: better now than when he's a teenager.\n\nSarabi: your so not getting any tonight.\n\nMufasa: (grumble) bitch.\n\nSarabi: WHAT.\n\nMufasa: nothing dear.\n\nSarabi: I'll give you nothing dear.\n\nSimba: mum you didn't do it did you?\n\nSarabi: what sweety?\n\nSimba: the thing where the Daddy lion sticks his penis in the Mummy lion's vagina.\n\nSarabi glares at Mufasa.\n\nSarabi: Simba when your dad and I do have sex its a special moment because two people love each other very much.\n\nSimba: I'm going to tell Nala all about sex.\n\nMufasa: don't you dare.\n\nSimba runs out of the cave before Mufasa can stop him.\n\nSarabi: so not getting any tonight.\n\nThe End\n\ncopyright to owners.\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Lion King","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/457268-the-birds-and-the-bees-part-2.json"}}