{"sf1_id":457268,"sf2_id":"ve3XgWEm","title":"The Birds and the Bees Part 2","author":"DeltaWolfLord16","words":420,"posted_at":"2012-10-31T19:29:00.000Z","tags":["Lion","Lion King","Mufasa","Scar"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/457268-the-birds-and-the-bees-part-2","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ve3XgWEm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/10/2f/102f92e3-e76c-4f9a-a10a-ea0f1443ce07","description":"#3 of Lion King\n\nDue to the of the popularity of the first one this was born. no badmouthing all copyright to owners please read and review. part 2 of the Birds and the Bees trilogy.","content":"The Birds and Birds 2\n\nShit gets real authors note: don't badmouth me cause shit about to get real.\n\nNala: they did what?\n\nSimba: yeah it's called sex.\n\nNala: wow and your mum and dad do it?\n\nSimba: all the time.\n\nNala: cool let's tell everyone.\n\nSimba: Yeah bitch dog.\n\nSimba and Nala run off to tell everyone just as Sarabi and Mufasa appear.\n\nMufasa: damn that kid is fast.\n\nSarabi: shut up and keep running.\n\nMufasa: girl that ass is _fiiiiine_.\n\nSarabi slaps Mufasa.\n\nMufasa: ow are you in heat or something?\n\nSarabi slaps Mufasa.\n\nMufasa: let's go before I get beaten to death.\n\nSarabi: fine just no more pimp talk or _else_.\n\nMufasa: yes dear.\n\nSarabi and Mufasa run after Simba and Nala.\n\nMeanwhile...\n\nSimba is surrounded by his cousins (Mufasa and Kovu are the only males so yeah no bad reviews)\n\nSimba: so then the man....\n\nCubs: ewwwwww.\n\nNala: then the woman.\n\nCubs start running around and screaming.\n\nSimba: let's go tell uncle Scar.\n\nNala: doesn't he already know.\n\nSimba: yeah but he might kill us.\n\nNala: sweet.\n\nSimba and Nala run off to the edge of the Pridelands.\n\nMufasa and Sarabi run up.\n\nSarabi: damn we're too late.\n\nMufasa: WHAT!\n\nSarabi: I SAID WE'RE TOO LATE.\n\nMufasa: hold on.\n\nMufasa (to Cubs) SHUT UP!\n\nCubs stop running around and screaming.\n\nMufasa: go and play or something.\n\nCubs run off.\n\nMufasa: now what were you saying dear?\n\nSarabi: I said we're too late.\n\nMufasa: _sooo_ that's bad?\n\nSarabi: yes idiot.\n\nMufasa: where did they go to now?\n\nSarabi: to find Scar.\n\nMufasa: how to you know that?\n\nSarabi: motherly instinct.\n\nMufasa: wow your ass is _fiiiiine._\n\nSarabi slaps Mufasa.\n\nSarabi: shut up.\n\nMufasa: yes dear,\n\nSarabi and Mufasa run after the cubs.\n\nEdge of the Pridelands\n\nScar: I should kill you for what just said.\n\nSimba: yeah but you wouldn't kill _me_ right?\n\nShenzi: well actually.....\n\nEd: (crazy laughter)\n\nBanzai: yeah that's right.\n\nScar: shut up.\n\nMufasa and Sarabi run into the cave.\n\nMufasa: SIMBA YOU IDIOT.\n\nScar: brother could you not yell in my cave?\n\nEd: (crazy laughter)\n\nShenzi: you said it.\n\nSarabi: Simba Nala come me right now.\n\nSimba/Nala: yes miss.\n\nMufasa: oh yeah I am so getting so tonight.\n\nSarabi: only if you're good.  \nScar: wow brother you're your wife's bitch.\n\nZira: you tell him honey now go find me zebra.\n\nScar: yes dear.\n\nScar Mufasa and Sarabi Simba and Nala leave the cave.\n\nThe End\n\nAll copyright to owners please read and review.\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Lion King","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/457116-the-birds-and-the-bees-part-1.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/457269-the-birds-and-the-bees-part-3.json"}}