{"sf1_id":457269,"sf2_id":"dmWMWRR1","title":"The Birds and the Bees Part 3","author":"DeltaWolfLord16","words":434,"posted_at":"2012-10-31T19:32:00.000Z","tags":["Hyena","Lion King","Scar"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/457269-the-birds-and-the-bees-part-3","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/dmWMWRR1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/a0/ed/a0ed723f-d218-4b95-abfc-79600c5eafb8","description":"#2 of Lion King\n\nthe end of the trilogy have fun and no bad mouthing. please read and review.","content":"The birds and the bees 3\n\nNo bad mouthing me because it is so random. See if you can find the Animalia T.V show reference.\n\nSarabi: (angrily) Simba I can't believe you told everyone about the Birds and the Bees.\n\nSimba: (chuckling) yeah but it was funny seeing people run around and scream.\n\nSarabi: (angrily) you don't care about the lives you've ruined?\n\nSimba: (nonchalant) not really they were going to find out any way.\n\nSarabi: (angrily) Mufasa discipline your child.\n\nMufasa: what?\n\nSarabi: are you freaking kidding me\n\nMufasa: my father was very tolerant.\n\nSarabi: why did I get stuck with you?\n\nMufasa: because your ass is _fiiine._\n\nSarabi slaps Mufasa.\n\nMufasa: ow...it's true though.\n\nSarabi: do you want me to hit you?\n\nMufasa: no.\n\nSimba: still here.\n\nSarabi: Mufasa...\n\nMufasa: all right fine Simba you're not to leave this cave for a month.\n\nSimba: what eating poohing and peeing?\n\nMufasa: the toilet cave is next door but other than that nowhere else got it?\n\nSimba: yes dad.\n\nSarabi: good now your father and I are going to a keys party held by your uncle Livingstone.\n\nMufasa: do we have to?\n\nSarabi: yes you'll hurt his feeling otherwise.\n\nMufasa: but he's an asshole.\n\nSimba: still here.\n\nSarabi/Mufasa: SHUT UP SIMBA!\n\nSimba: (muttering) okay Jesus Christ you guy suck.\n\nMufasa: what?\n\nSimba: nothing dad.\n\nAslan: hey guys.\n\nSarabi slash Aslan's throat.\n\nSimba: what the fu...\n\nSarabi: language anyway you'll understand one day come on Mufasa we're off.\n\nMufasa and Sarabi leave.\n\nSimba: what's stop form walking out of here?\n\nSimba tries to leave but Rafiki whacks him with his staff.\n\nSimba: ow Rafiki what are you doing here.\n\nRafiki: (drunkly) guard duty...I think.\n\nSimba: why?\n\nRafiki: shut up I'm drunk no talking.\n\nSimba: (annoyed) _fine_.\n\n2 hours later Ed Banzai and Shenzi sneak past Rafiki (not that hard) and wake up the sleeping Simba.\n\nSimba: (groggy) what?\n\nShenzi: teach us.\n\nSimba: what?\n\nShenzi: oh for the love of...teach us about The Birds and the Bees.\n\nSimba: fine.\n\n40 minutes later.\n\nShenzi: thanks kiddo.\n\nBanzai: cool.\n\nEd: (crazy laughter)\n\nSimba: your not screaming?\n\nShenzi: nope I just wanted to know what this is.\n\nFun fact: girl hyenas have what resembles a penis. Which they also use to mate with.\n\nSimba: oh sweet mother of fuck.\n\nBanzai; that's what she said.\n\nMufasa: Simba we're back...I'm not even going to ask.\n\nSimba: it's not what it looks like.\n\nSarabi: you're teaching a trio of hyenas about The Birds and the Bees.\n\nSimba: okay it's exactly what it looks like.\n\nMufasa/Sarabi: SIMBA!\n\nThe end\n\nall copyright to owners.\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Lion King","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/457268-the-birds-and-the-bees-part-2.json"}}