{"sf1_id":457270,"sf2_id":"WelZPr0n","title":"Hello Sweetie","author":"DeltaWolfLord16","words":228,"posted_at":"2012-10-31T19:36:00.000Z","tags":["Lion","Lioness"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/457270-hello-sweetie","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/WelZPr0n","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/f2/23/f22388f1-ffdb-4d0f-8fa9-6983b6b52d9b","description":"just for fun :)","content":"Hello Sweetie\n\nNo badmouthing or bad reviews this fan fiction is just for fun.\n\nFavourite quote\n\nThe Doctor: Oh, you're not, are you? Tell me you're not archaeologists.  \n**River Song** : Got a problem with archaeologists?  \nThe Doctor: I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.  \nRiver: Ah. Professor River Song, archaeologist.\n\nSimba is relaxing by the water hole when suddenly there is a bright flash and adult Nala appears.\n\nSimba: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK WHO THE CRAP ARE YOU?\n\nNala: hello sweetie.\n\nSimba: what.\n\nNala: damn I'm too early how old are you?\n\nSimba do I know you?\n\nNala: still a cub...my name is not important.\n\nSimba: for the last time...WHO ARE YOU?\n\nNala: spoilers.\n\nSimba: go stick your spoilers up your..hey dad.\n\nMufasa: hey son how are you...wow got yourself a girlfriend Nala will be pissed.\n\nSimba: I don't her she just poof appeared.\n\nMufasa: soooo...a blind date.\n\nSimba: dad she is double my age.\n\nMufasa: a blind date with a cougar then.\n\nSimba: DAD.\n\nMufasa: now remember when your having sex always wear a condom and after your done throw it on the floor for your mother to pick up.\n\nSimba: gross dad.\n\nMufasa: (singing) it's the circle of life.\n\nNala: oh god.\n\nSimba: Nala?\n\nNala: oh crap. (disappears)\n\nSimba: I think I just saw my future wife.\n\nThe end copyright to owners.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}