{"sf1_id":460919,"sf2_id":"3eg75g6e","title":"My Asexuality - a Poem","author":"Digitalpotato","words":454,"posted_at":"2012-11-10T20:38:00.000Z","tags":["Asexuality","Male","Poetry","Relationships"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/460919-my-asexuality-a-poem","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/3eg75g6e","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/be/9d/be9daa8e-32da-4dd4-aab0-4015fe343d5a","description":"A poem about Asexuality.","content":"I'm an asexual.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nWhen everyone else was thinking about what their fellow peers looked like under his or her clothes, I was thinking about what I'd have for lunch.  \n  \nWhen others had sexual fantasies, I acted out a long journey that I tried to put into story.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nI cover my eyes just as much if it's a naked lady or if it's a naked guy.  \n  \nJunk ruins a picture for me. It's just that - junk.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nI've never had an orgasm in my life. I've never known what it was like to have one, or even fake one. And I don't have any urge to.  \n  \nThe last time I had an erection was over six months ago. If I were to not count those, and only count the natural erections? The last one I had was roughly eleven years ago when I was going through puberty.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nI never had to disguise an awkward boner at work.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nThe thought of sex just grosses me out at worst, or at best, I just think of what other stuff I could be doing.  \n  \nNot even fictional characters get me aroused at all.  \n  \nI do sexy yiffy things because I believe my friends will enjoy to do an RP with that content in it.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;I can't be turned on by anything but I can certainly be turned off.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nI never cared at all that I am in my twenties yet am still a virgin. I would not be surprised if I died a virgin.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nI see girls pouring cold water on their shirts and nothing happens.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nA team of girls ran past me and I just kept reading. I didn't even notice that they were wearing Hooters-Approved uniforms until someone pointed that out to me.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nI saw guys at the beach and felt nothing.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nPornography to me has as much taste as the paper it's printed on.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nI may have had a girlfriend, but I never felt any urge to do anything apart from hug, kiss, or spend time together.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nI find fetisthistic content actually somewhat fun to play out, such as transformation. Every time I read a TF story, I'd hit the \"Back\" or \"Delete\" button the second they started to have sex.  \n  \nI'd watch pornographic movies and just start looking at the nearest clock, wondering how long I wasted.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nI don't know what it's like to be \"horny\".\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nWhen I learned the answer to the infamous question of, \"How is Babby made?\", I simply thought one thing: \"I'm going to stick this WHERE?\"  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;I am not asexual because I just \"haven't met the right person\" yet - I just have no interest in sex.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \nI'm not gay. But I'm not straight either. I'm just that. Asexual.  \n  \n\n"}