{"sf1_id":467199,"sf2_id":"XnrLqzxe","title":"Black Friday","author":"Vollmar","words":472,"posted_at":"2012-11-27T04:46:00.000Z","tags":["Christmas","Parody","Rebecca Black","black friday","shopping"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/467199-black-friday","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/XnrLqzxe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/b7/4e/b74e061d-2c09-4243-8097-95fd454897aa","description":"#1 of Humor\n\nAfter searching over the internet I found that no one had done the obvious yet for Black Friday. Here are the lyrics for my Rebecca Black parody, Black Friday.","content":"Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah  \n Yeah, yeah  \n Yeah-ah-ah  \n Yeah-ah-ah  \n Yeah-ah-ah  \n Yeah-ah-ah  \n Yeah, yeah, yeah\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nEleven thirty p.m on Thanksgiving  \n No time to get fresh, gotta get in line!  \n Gotta pitch camp, gonna dress like a hobo,  \n Outside the mall, I'm freezing in the cold.  \n Deals are running out, everybody's shoving  \n Gotta get in to the door busters!  \n Gotta fight for my place outside of Macy's.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nTrying to cut in the line,\n\nGotta spend down to my last dime,\n\nGotta make my mind up,\n\nDebit, Cash or Charge!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nIt's Friday, Friday  \n Gotta shop on Black Friday  \n Everybody's lookin' for an iPad, iPad  \n Friday, Friday  \n Fists fights on Black Friday  \n Everybody's fighting over the last iPad!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBreaking right through the doors (Yeah!)  \n Mobing department stores (Yeah!)  \n Run, push, shove, punch,  \n We're all lookin' for another bargain!  \n  \n Twelve a.m., we're stampeding forward  \n Almost get crushed, I barely snag a cart.  \n Deals!\u0026nbsp; Deals!\u0026nbsp; Gotta get the deals!  \n You know how to get them.  \n Snatch it right out of another cart  \n Rip it right out of some one's grip.  \n I got it, I got it  \n Now go and cry about it!\n\n\u0026nbsp; Wrestling over the Wiis.  \n Trading blows over Furbys.  \n Gotta make my mind up  \n Left hook or right cross?  \n  \n It's Friday, Friday  \n Gotta fight on Black Friday  \n Everybody's lookin' for an iPhone, iPhone  \n Friday, Friday  \n Brawling on Black Friday  \n Everybody's fighting over that last iPhone.  \n  \n Get into a head lock (Yeah!)  \n Punch that guy in the crotch (Yeah!)  \n Jab, Kick, Cuss, Swear,  \n Fighting all for Christmas Morning.  \n  \n Yesterday was Thanksgiving,  \n Tonight is Black Friday, Friday (Fighting!)  \n Why bother to be thankful?  \n We feel so lustful,  \n We're gonna be greedy tonight!  \n  \n Christmas Times is here  \n And we just have to have it all.  \n I hope my card won't max out!  \n  \n Lawyer me, Personal Injury  \n I got barricades on the left side (On the left side)  \n Cops on the right side (On the right side)  \n We're grabin', snatchin' (Yeah, yeah)  \n Flat screens, PS3's  \n Wit' a cart in my behind (Woo!)  \n (C'mon) Passin' by is the guy with the last Knect  \n Makes my blood pressure spike, wanna scream  \n Check my time, it's Christmas, gotta have it all  \n It's gotta be perfect for the kids back home!  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp; It's Friday, Friday  \n Gotta shop on Black Friday  \n Everybody's lookin' forward to Christmas Morning  \n Friday, Friday  \n Throwing down on Friday  \n Everybody's lookin' for another bargain!\n\nGot to grab the new Black Ops (Yeah)  \n Though my credit is ten bucks tops(Yeah)  \n Buy, buy, buy, buy  \n Lookin' forward to Christmas Morning  \n  \n It's Friday, Friday  \n Gotta shop on Black Friday  \n Everybody's lookin' forward to Christmas Morning  \n Friday, Friday  \n Gotta fight on Friday  \n Everybody's lookin' forward for another bargain!  \n  \n This is the most fun I've had (Yeah)  \n Shop lifting is not that bad (Yeah)  \n Fight, fight, fight, fight,  \n Fighting for that last iPad!\n\n  \n  \n\n"}