# Black Friday

Author: Vollmar
Tags: Christmas, Parody, Rebecca Black, black friday, shopping

#1 of Humor

After searching over the internet I found that no one had done the obvious yet for Black Friday. Here are the lyrics for my Rebecca Black parody, Black Friday.

Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah  
 Yeah, yeah  
 Yeah-ah-ah  
 Yeah-ah-ah  
 Yeah-ah-ah  
 Yeah-ah-ah  
 Yeah, yeah, yeah

 

Eleven thirty p.m on Thanksgiving  
 No time to get fresh, gotta get in line!  
 Gotta pitch camp, gonna dress like a hobo,  
 Outside the mall, I'm freezing in the cold.  
 Deals are running out, everybody's shoving  
 Gotta get in to the door busters!  
 Gotta fight for my place outside of Macy's.

 

Trying to cut in the line,

Gotta spend down to my last dime,

Gotta make my mind up,

Debit, Cash or Charge!

 

It's Friday, Friday  
 Gotta shop on Black Friday  
 Everybody's lookin' for an iPad, iPad  
 Friday, Friday  
 Fists fights on Black Friday  
 Everybody's fighting over the last iPad!

 

Breaking right through the doors (Yeah!)  
 Mobing department stores (Yeah!)  
 Run, push, shove, punch,  
 We're all lookin' for another bargain!  
  
 Twelve a.m., we're stampeding forward  
 Almost get crushed, I barely snag a cart.  
 Deals!  Deals!  Gotta get the deals!  
 You know how to get them.  
 Snatch it right out of another cart  
 Rip it right out of some one's grip.  
 I got it, I got it  
 Now go and cry about it!

  Wrestling over the Wiis.  
 Trading blows over Furbys.  
 Gotta make my mind up  
 Left hook or right cross?  
  
 It's Friday, Friday  
 Gotta fight on Black Friday  
 Everybody's lookin' for an iPhone, iPhone  
 Friday, Friday  
 Brawling on Black Friday  
 Everybody's fighting over that last iPhone.  
  
 Get into a head lock (Yeah!)  
 Punch that guy in the crotch (Yeah!)  
 Jab, Kick, Cuss, Swear,  
 Fighting all for Christmas Morning.  
  
 Yesterday was Thanksgiving,  
 Tonight is Black Friday, Friday (Fighting!)  
 Why bother to be thankful?  
 We feel so lustful,  
 We're gonna be greedy tonight!  
  
 Christmas Times is here  
 And we just have to have it all.  
 I hope my card won't max out!  
  
 Lawyer me, Personal Injury  
 I got barricades on the left side (On the left side)  
 Cops on the right side (On the right side)  
 We're grabin', snatchin' (Yeah, yeah)  
 Flat screens, PS3's  
 Wit' a cart in my behind (Woo!)  
 (C'mon) Passin' by is the guy with the last Knect  
 Makes my blood pressure spike, wanna scream  
 Check my time, it's Christmas, gotta have it all  
 It's gotta be perfect for the kids back home!  
  

  It's Friday, Friday  
 Gotta shop on Black Friday  
 Everybody's lookin' forward to Christmas Morning  
 Friday, Friday  
 Throwing down on Friday  
 Everybody's lookin' for another bargain!

Got to grab the new Black Ops (Yeah)  
 Though my credit is ten bucks tops(Yeah)  
 Buy, buy, buy, buy  
 Lookin' forward to Christmas Morning  
  
 It's Friday, Friday  
 Gotta shop on Black Friday  
 Everybody's lookin' forward to Christmas Morning  
 Friday, Friday  
 Gotta fight on Friday  
 Everybody's lookin' forward for another bargain!  
  
 This is the most fun I've had (Yeah)  
 Shop lifting is not that bad (Yeah)  
 Fight, fight, fight, fight,  
 Fighting for that last iPad!

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/XnrLqzxe