{"sf1_id":474720,"sf2_id":"znJjbjzn","title":"A Dragon's Poem","author":"Krown","words":211,"posted_at":"2012-12-15T20:04:00.000Z","tags":["Dragon","Farm","Forest","Humor","Knight","Vore (soft)"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/474720-a-dragon-s-poem","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/znJjbjzn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/36/e6/36e6cb31-7bd8-48b2-9f56-a8049b5931ad","description":"","content":"I'm a knight-y kind of guy.\n\nI scoop them up as I fly by.\n\nFrom their steeds what do I pluck?\n\nThis tasty morsel that, more often than not, is surprisingly plump.\n\nBut I've been known to stray back to the common pray,\n\nDining on the fatty creatures, who gorge on hay.\n\nThe folk come after me, tell me I should stop.\n\nBut they always think differently with burnt crop and scorched rooftops.\n\nI love the princesses from the highest room of the tallest tower.\n\nOh the look on the hero's face is priceless, when he sees that his prize has been devoured.\n\nHe makes a nice meal too,\n\nThe same cannot be said for his hairdo.\n\nI like mead.\n\nTis the greatest invention of man, indeed.\n\nI snatch it from their inns,\n\nThen take it home and let the feasting begin.\n\nIt is strange, I must say,\n\nHow we dragons are depicted in human play.\n\nEating cattle, and this and that.\n\nWouldn't that make us rather fat?\n\nAll of which is true,\n\nBut I must remind you,\n\nWe are what we are, we cannot change,\n\nDespite all they ask of us, we will not rearrange.\n\nSo forgive me for living in a rut,\n\nBecause honestly, I don't give a fuck.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}