{"sf1_id":474859,"sf2_id":"zeRMN8A1","title":"Raiderstuck (part 1)","author":"NovaSquirrel","words":1290,"posted_at":"2012-12-16T04:03:00.000Z","tags":["Rock","Space","Teleportation"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/474859-raiderstuck-part-1","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/zeRMN8A1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/53/5e/535e5db4-b9b4-49c1-bc48-080e200cfb63","description":"it's sburb except it's also rock raiders and written for rock raiders united cuz I felt like doing something with my account I made just to view a link","content":"RAIDERSTUCK\n\nCharacters  \n[http://rockraidersunited.org/wiki/index.php?title=Rock\\_Raider\\_Characters](http://rockraidersunited.org/wiki/index.php?title=Rock_Raider_Characters)  \n Chief - leader, captain, can shoot plasma blasts from artificial arm  \n Jet - pilot  \n Docs - geologist  \n Bandit - aquatic expert  \n Axle - driver  \n Sparks - engineer and explosives expert\n\n* * *\n\nThe LMS Explorer had just gotten enough energy to escape from Planet U  \nand returned home to wherever when suddenly another wormhole sent them  \nto yet another place, this time to Planet Ouya.\n\nChief: \"Oh crap\"\n\nSo Chief was teleported down to the surface of Planet Ouya and was immediately  \ngreeted by Master Chief from Halo, except it was the Megabloks version and  \nChief is a Lego minifigure so it wouldn't turn out very well.\n\nChief: \"Hi I am Chief from the Rock Raiders and my ship was transported to  \n this weird place, where am I?\"  \nMaster Chief: \"This is Planet Ouya\"  \nChief: \"Wait a second is that supposed to be some parody on the 'Planet U'  \n we just got back from?\"  \nMaster Chief: \"Of course it is; there's also Planet Playstation 4 but it's not  \n ready yet\"  \nChief: \"Is there also another planet for a new XBox 360??\"  \nMaster Chief: \"Yes. But it's not called the 720 because you know what happened  \n when Atari tried to double the number on the 2600. Hey do you wanna see my  \n ship? It's called the Internet Explorer\"  \nChief: \"What, seriously? Dude you're ripping off our LMS Explorer to make a pun  \n about a web browser\"  \nMaster Chief: \"Yeah but basically everything in this story is gonna turn out  \n to be ripped off on something or another. Let's go!!\"\n\nChief and Master Chief went to the Internet Explorer which turned out to be a  \nstupidly designed ship because it was all blue and looked like the letter E but  \ninside it had references to all sorts of Internet memes so it was okay. Vegeta  \nwas actually one of the crew so it was kind of annoying because whenever he  \nwas asked about any of the ship's stats he always said \"over 9000\" because the  \npanel he read stats from was edited to add 9000 to every single stat.\n\nChief: \"Okay, who the heck owns this ship???\"  \nMaster Chief: \"Oh, the Princess of the Internet of course!!!\"  \nChief: \"Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me\"\n\nSo Master Chief took Chief to the main control room where there was a beautiful  \nsquirrel girl with a crown.\n\nChief: \"YOU're the Princess of the Internet???\"  \nPrincess: \"Well actually my name is Nova but yeah I guess\"  \nChief: \"Can you help us, we need to get energy crystals for the ship\"  \nPrincess: \"Yeah sure\"\n\nAnd then suddenly the two ships were transported to a new planet that didn't  \nexist yet except right just now.\n\nExcept Chief and Master Chief got sent back to the LMS explorer and the  \nPrincess went and installed a cross between the Sburb server and  \nLego Rock Raiders on a computer she didn't even appear to have before.\n\nChief: \"Okay what the heck happened??\"  \nMaster Chief: \"I dunno lol but I see this isn't Planet Ouya!!!!\"  \nChief: \"Well then what is it???\"  \nMaster Chief: \"Well I see a big floating sign saying  \n 'LAND OF ROCK, LANDSLIDES AND FEW ENERGY CRYSTALS' so that must be it??\"  \nChief: \"Why the landslides???\"  \nMaster Chief: \"A landslide has occured\"  \nMaster Chief: \"A landslide has occured\"  \nMaster Chief: \"A landslide has occured\"  \nMaster Chief: \"A landslide has occured\"  \nChief: \"Hey it's not my fault landslides occur all the time in that game\"  \nMaster Chief: \"Well at least it's not LAND OF SLIMY SLUGS INVADING YOUR BASE\"  \nChief: \"That could happen later, perhaps with an ALL YOUR BASE reference\"  \nMaster Chief: \"Or 'im in ur base killing ur doods'???\"  \nChief: \"Exactly\"\n\nChief teleported like 5 Rock Raiders down into a cavern as well as a tool  \nstore and they reported back\n\nDocs: \"A new cavern has been discovered\"  \nChief: \"Shut up the cavern at the start of the mission doesn't count\"  \nRock Raider: \"Well uh there's tons of DIRT\"  \nChief: \"Drill it, d00d\"  \nRock Raiders: \"Well uh, we tried but there's these things that look like  \n Gushers instead of energy crystals????\"  \nChief: \"what\"  \nRock Raiders: \"Then we got it and it said it went into a grist cache?\"\n\nthen the Chief tried to call the Internet Explorer  \nVegeta: \"Main screen turn on\"  \nChief: \"Hello uh princess are you there??\"  \nPrincess: \"Of course I'm here what does it look like I'm doing???\"\n\nShe places the Alchemiter, Totem Lathe and Punch Designix on the LMS Explorer  \nand also the Cruxtruder and stuff but they didn't notice really.\n\nPrincess: \"Okay so you should collect that gusher stuff, it's called Grist.  \n I'll explain how to use it to get energy crystals later.\"  \nChief: \"What are you going on about\"  \nPrincess: \"Don't you get it this is a Rock Raiders/Sburb crossover!!\"  \nChief: \"Oh okay that makes sense I guess\"  \nPrincess: \"Have your dudes drill for more grist then call back\"  \nChief: \"Ok\"  \nVegeta: \"Main screen turn off\"\n\nChief: \"Okay so you guys need to keep digging and stuff\"\n\nRock Raiders: \"Okay I'm drilling more walls\"  \nJet: \"An energy crystal has been found\"  \nRock Raiders: \"Actually it looks like this is an energy crystal seam??\"  \nRock Raiders: \"Energy crystals appear to be super rare on this planet though\"  \nJet: \"Energy crystals found!!!\"\n\nVegeta: \"Main screen turn on\"  \nPrincess: \"Okay guys wait up I'm teleporting over don't use the crystals yet\"  \nVegeta: \"Main screen turn off\"\n\nand the Princess teleported into the LMS explorer  \nPrincess: \"Okay I deployed some equipment onto the ship earlier\"  \nPrincess: \"If someone can teleport up an energy crystal that'd be great\"  \nChief: \"Unit teleported safely\"  \nPrincess: \"When are units ever NOT teleported safely???\"  \nChief: \"I dunno I just always say that\"\n\nThen the Princess took an energy crystal and captchalogued it with her  \nSINGLE LINKED LIST fetch modus, which could hold an infinite number of items  \nbut in order to take any out or find any she has to start from the start of  \nthe deck each time. She had been meaning to upgrade it to a DOUBLE LINKED LIST  \nwhich would let her go in either direction but she had been too lazy.\n\nANYWAY she brought Chief to the room with all the tools and found the card with  \nthe Energy Crystal on it and looked on the back for the code (ENERGY!!) then  \nputting it into the Punch Designix and entering it to punch the card. She took  \nthe cap off of Cruxtruder and put the Cruxite Dowel and card in the Totem Lathe  \nto make an Energy Crystal totem which was then put into the Alchemiter to make  \nan energy crystal at the cost of 1 grist, then does it like 15 more times.\n\nChief: \"Holy crap!!\"  \nPrincess: \"Just keep mining that Grist, okay? Then we can make more energy  \n crystals\"\n\nHOWEVER pulling the cap off of the Cruxtruder caused the kernelsprite to fly  \nout and also started a countdown of impending doom.\n\nPrincess: \"Oh yeah, at this part you would normally have to use a prepunched  \n card in order to make some object to save you but since we're already on our  \n land that's completely unnecessary, oops.\" :)\n\nThe Princess thought for a second about the fact that they'd have a void sesion  \nif they didn't prototype anything at all and prototyped it with AN ENERGY  \nCRYSTAL to make CrystalSprite.\n\nMeanwhile Docs looked out from the ship and saw another planet!!  \nDocs: \"A new cav- I mean a new planet, has been discovered\"\n\nIt was red, white and blue all over, with stars and stripes.\n\nPrincess: \"Oh yeah, Obama and Romney are also doing Sburb. Land Of Presidents  \n and Patriotism, I think?\"\n\n* * *\nto be continued????\n* * *\n  \n  \n\n"}