{"sf1_id":490186,"sf2_id":"XnrbPwEn","title":"How not to train your dragon.","author":"Zetriya","words":235,"posted_at":"2013-01-20T12:27:00.000Z","tags":["Death","Dragon","Human","M/F","No-Yiff","Violence (Not In Yiff)"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/490186-how-not-to-train-your-dragon","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/XnrbPwEn","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=490186\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"A series of unrelated mistakes between a human dragon trainer named Kyra, and a powerful feral dragon named Xxyrrx.\nThis was intended more for humor, and yes I am implying that Kyra dies in every scene.","content":"-Xxyrrx had slept late again.\u0026nbsp; Wanting to encourage Xxyrrx to wake up on time she attempted to wake the dragon several times to no avail.\u0026nbsp; Seeing this as stubbornness she decided to punish the dragon by putting a pepper on the dragons tongue.\u0026nbsp; Xxyrrx woke with a start, proceeding to do what dragons are known for, and igniting poor Kyra, who suffered a slow painful death of being cooked alive.\n\nLet sleeping dragons lie.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n-Kyra wanted to take the opportunity to breed Xxyrrx.\u0026nbsp; She forgot however one of the most important and nessicary pieces of this breeding thing...\u0026nbsp; Another dragon.\u0026nbsp; After getting Xxyrrx all horny, the dragon was going to release on, or in someone.\u0026nbsp; One very sticky shower later Kyra learned her next lesson.\n\nHold your breath.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n-a wanted to ride on the back of Xxyrrx, but forgot her saddle.\u0026nbsp; After a short flight Xxyrrx did a barrel roll.\u0026nbsp; When Xxyrrx went to catch the falling Kyra on his back Kyra learned lesson three.\n\nIt is safer to land on a saddle than on a spiked dragon carpace.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n-Xxyrrx was hungry in the middle of a training session, and tried to run off to a nearby village to steal some livestock.\u0026nbsp; Kyra learned her next lesson rather quickly when she tried to stop him from stealing cattle.\n\nDon't stand between a dragon and it's food unless you prefer to be food.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}