{"sf1_id":493685,"sf2_id":"rn6PEJGe","title":"Hermaphrodite's Hermits - No Milk Today (Parody Song)","author":"Mirri","words":130,"posted_at":"2013-01-29T22:14:00.000Z","tags":["Parody","silly","song"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/493685-hermaphrodite-s-hermits-no-milk-today-parody-song","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rn6PEJGe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/57/af/57affe07-9242-46f4-b360-482bc8feed60","description":"I always wanted to make a furry parody of classic song lyrics. Never got further than this one ;)","content":"[To the tune of: Herman's Hermits - No Milk Today]  \n  \nNo milk today, my vixen ran away.  \nIn memory stands her bust, a symbol of my lust.  \nNo milk today, in the park a common sight,  \nBut newbies passing by, don't know the reason why.  \n  \nHow could they know, just what my wixxx means,  \nHalf of these kinks, are only in my dreams.  \nHow could they know, a parade there had been  \nDown Castro Street, where you can be a queen  \n  \nNo milk today, it wasn't always so,  \nThe company was gay, we turn'd night into day  \n  \nSo all that's left is a Haven to get horny  \nHermaphrodites in the mean street back of town  \nAll the pickup lines are strained and pretty corny  \nBut soon two skunks go down\n\n  \n  \n\n"}