# Hermaphrodite's Hermits - No Milk Today (Parody Song)

Author: Mirri
Tags: Parody, silly, song

I always wanted to make a furry parody of classic song lyrics. Never got further than this one ;)

[To the tune of: Herman's Hermits - No Milk Today]  
  
No milk today, my vixen ran away.  
In memory stands her bust, a symbol of my lust.  
No milk today, in the park a common sight,  
But newbies passing by, don't know the reason why.  
  
How could they know, just what my wixxx means,  
Half of these kinks, are only in my dreams.  
How could they know, a parade there had been  
Down Castro Street, where you can be a queen  
  
No milk today, it wasn't always so,  
The company was gay, we turn'd night into day  
  
So all that's left is a Haven to get horny  
Hermaphrodites in the mean street back of town  
All the pickup lines are strained and pretty corny  
But soon two skunks go down

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/rn6PEJGe