{"sf1_id":502141,"sf2_id":"Rm0P2rWm","title":"Marching songs #3","author":"Buck wild wolf","words":605,"posted_at":"2013-02-16T17:11:00.000Z","tags":["Bayonet","Male","Marching","Parashoot","Plane","song","soup"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/502141-marching-songs-3","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Rm0P2rWm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/f4/bc/f4bc2321-0cd1-43fd-9dd3-7e4fe0af934d","description":"#3 of Marching songs\n\nCadet marching songs","content":"The Flying Fortress\u0026nbsp;\n\n(A on the march song)\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThey took the Flying Fortress up to 40000 feet\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nUp to 40000 feet  \n\n  \n\nAnd he ain't gona jump no more\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd The Lord said \"glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThe corporal tied a slip knot in the Sargent's parashoot\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThe Sargent's parashoot\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd he ain't gona jump no more\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd The Lord said \"glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThey scraped him off the run way with a rusty bayonet\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nA rusty bayonet\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd he ain't gona jump no more\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd The Lord said \"glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThey put him in a box and sent him to his mom\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nSent him to his mom\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd he ain't gona jump no more\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd The Lord said \"glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nHis mom dident want him so she sent him back to us\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nSent him back to us\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd he ain't gona jump no more\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd The Lord said \"glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nWe dident want him so we sent him to the mess\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nSent him to the mess\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd he ain't gona jump no more\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd The Lord said \"glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThe mess dident want him so they put him in the soup\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThey put him in the soup\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd he ain't gona jump no more\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd The Lord said \"glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThe moral of the story is to tie your own shoot\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nTo tie your own shoot\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd he ain't gona jump no more\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd The Lord said \"glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThe moral of the moral is to never eat the soup\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNever eat the soup\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAnd he ain't gona jump no more\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Marching songs","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/502140-marching-songs-2.json"}}