# Marching songs #3

Author: Buck wild wolf
Tags: Bayonet, Male, Marching, Parashoot, Plane, song, soup

#3 of Marching songs

Cadet marching songs

The Flying Fortress&nbsp;

(A on the march song)

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They took the Flying Fortress up to 40000 feet

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Up to 40000 feet  

  

And he ain't gona jump no more&nbsp;

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And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

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The corporal tied a slip knot in the Sargent's parashoot&nbsp;

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The Sargent's parashoot

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And he ain't gona jump no more&nbsp;

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And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"&nbsp;

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They scraped him off the run way with a rusty bayonet&nbsp;

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A rusty bayonet&nbsp;

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And he ain't gona jump no more

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And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

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They put him in a box and sent him to his mom&nbsp;

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Sent him to his mom

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And he ain't gona jump no more

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And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

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His mom dident want him so she sent him back to us&nbsp;

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Sent him back to us

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And he ain't gona jump no more

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And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

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We dident want him so we sent him to the mess

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Sent him to the mess

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And he ain't gona jump no more

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And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

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The mess dident want him so they put him in the soup

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They put him in the soup

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And he ain't gona jump no more

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And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

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The moral of the story is to tie your own shoot&nbsp;

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To tie your own shoot

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And he ain't gona jump no more

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And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

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The moral of the moral is to never eat the soup&nbsp;

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Never eat the soup

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And he ain't gona jump no more

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