{"sf1_id":512222,"sf2_id":"keNXaKwn","title":"Ninety-Nine Coyotes in the Blue Moon Light (full poem)","author":"FlurryOfFurry","words":1086,"posted_at":"2013-03-11T08:22:00.000Z","tags":["Comedy","Coyote","Coyotes","Cum","Demon","Hijinks","Humor","M/M","Male","Poem","Prank","Sex","flurry","furry","nonsense"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/512222-ninety-nine-coyotes-in-the-blue-moon-light-full-poem","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/keNXaKwn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/7e/e7/7ee7b301-3564-4786-a705-92b46631be09","description":"\"NINETY-NINE COYOTES IN THE BLUE MOON LIGHT\" is a part of A FLURRY OF FURRY volume 1 along with NINE other tales of nonsense, humor, m/m erotica, sci-fi, kink and more!Download the ebook at the SmashWords store!Download the book on iTunes!Download the ebook at Barnes and Noble's Nookstore!Download the ebook at the Kobo store!\nWatch out for our journals, and follow us on Twitter for a chance to win a free copy of the ebook!","content":"Ninety-nine coyotes in the blue moon light\n\nHowl and yip and play, all through the night.\n\nOn the weekends they skinny dip in the lake.\n\nAnd the first Sunday of the month they all get together to circle-jerk.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nWho knows the thoughts going through their heads,\n\nAs they vandalize the school with paint that's red?\n\nResurrecting the ancient stone, tree and fire gods;\n\nTheir crimson pentagram had worked against all odds.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThey thought the deities would bring nothing but fun,\n\nBut now ninety-nine coyotes have found themselves on the run.\n\nTheir moonlit talk of manly hunks would have to wait,\n\nBut their groins pounded with their nightly need to masturbate.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nStealing a police car would be easy for you and me.\n\nBut the ninety-nine coyotes have paws, don't you see?\n\nFrantically they searched for a way to escape.\n\nUntil the gods were like \"Hey guys we just want to party!\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nSo the coyotes got whiskey and rum and beer,\n\nWhile the gods took straight shots of everclear.\n\nAll the other animals were just watching and being all,\n\n\"You guys are crazy, man!\u0026nbsp; You guys are crazy.\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThey went to the old junkyard and started nomming on things.\n\nDishwashers, fax machines, and -holy crap!- chicken wings!\n\nChicken wings are delicious.\n\nYeah they are.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nIf \"Backstreet's back, alright!\"\n\nThen where were they before that?\n\nWasn't that, like,\n\ntheir first album?\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNinety-nine coyotes strummed on an old lute.\n\nAnd they dressed in frilly hats and old-timey boot.\n\nThey took turns deep throating each other,\n\nAnd cum is really hard to get out of fur.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThey don't mind if you watch.\n\nIt kind of turns them on, yeah.\n\nMaybe even join in.\n\nCome on, lend a hand you jerk!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThey climbed like ninjas up a wall,\n\nAnd then zip-lined down a cord to the park.\n\nWhooosh!\n\nThat's the sound it made.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBy now they just left the gods behind.\n\nThey were such lightweights.\n\n\"We're better off without ya!\"\n\nOne of them might have said.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBy then it was cold, kinda,\n\nSo they made a fire and hung out.\n\nWhen it was said that they were skinny dipping, earlier?\n\nWell, they don't wear clothes so maybe they skinny dip every time they're in water.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nOh no!\u0026nbsp; A car chase!\n\nBang! Goes the sounds.\n\nIt's the gods who made the sound,\n\nA second wind they had found.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBut then the gods passed out again,\n\nThey said they were up late catching up on Walking Dead or something.\n\nThis one coyote has a throwing star.\n\nIt would be really embarrassing to get killed by one of those.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNinety-nine coyotes decided to play a prank\n\nOn these senior citizens who were walking laps around the park.\n\nThey gave them free scuba lessons\n\nWithout any scuba gear.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nOMG one of the coyotes had a broken heart!\n\nThe love of his life was boning someone else.\n\nAnd when he fell asleep\n\nThe other ninety-eight coyotes teabagged him.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThirty-two coyotes went to the Grand Canyon.\n\nAnd thirty three more rigged it with explosives.\n\nThe other thirty-three developed cross-dimensional technology.\n\nThe one lonesome coyote could suck his own dick so he just stayed behind and did that.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThirty-three coyotes cloned themselves\n\nSo there were way more than ninety-nine coyotes now.\n\nSo when they went to Taco Bell for midnight munchies\n\nThey had to wait FOREVER at the drive-thru. Thanks guys, seriously.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThere was a coyote with a scar,\n\nAnd he knew how to navigate a sailboat.\n\nAnother coyote was good at travelling via car,\n\nAnd he got pulled over for driving under the influence.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNinety-eight coyotes went to the jailhouse.\n\nAnd they used a bunch of dynamite to bust out the other one.\n\nHe was so happy that he jizzed.\n\nIt was everywhere and it was awesome.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nIn the heart of the deepest valley, under cover of darkness\n\nThere was a place where no mortal eye could ever find it,\n\nMaking almost no sound,\n\nNinety-nine coyotes were going balls-deep in each other.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nHave you ever had someone lick your balls?\n\nAt first I thought it would be weird.\n\nBut it felt really good.\n\nYou should try it.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThe thrall of canines (with the powers of all the elements)\n\nDecided to use their abilities for good.\n\nThe blue moon still shone brightly upon their furred heads.\n\nThey hunted down the evil shadow demon (who is a bastard).\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThe bastard monster from outer space\n\nGrew so large that his mass could not be contained.\n\nStill, the coyotes stood against him.\n\nThey would prove their might against this fearsome foe.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNinety-nine coyotes snarled and lunged forward to attack,\n\nAnd the dark beast was like \"hey guys I just want to party!\"\n\nSo, the normal-sized coyotes all climbed on the hulking demon\n\nAnd much humping went on.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Oh man,\" the demon moaned,\n\n\"You guys are really good at sex.\"\n\nAnd he spurted some cum all over the trees\n\nThe birds living in the trees were not happy about this.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"That's what you get for pooping on my villagers heads,\n\nEverytime I tap you with my finger on Happy Street,\"\n\nMuttered the shadowfiend to the birds.\n\nThey just looked off all pissed off and didn't say anything.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNinety-nine coyotes and their new friend the demon,\n\nHad fun through the night exchanging semen.\n\nBut it was almost time for the sun to rise,\n\nAnd the smartest one had an idea that was wise:\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Let's use our mastery over the elements to be a dick to people!\"\n\nSo they zapped anybody that came into the woods.\n\nBut before long they realized that zapping each other was just as fun.\n\nSo they played tag with their static-charged paws.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNinety-nine coyotes in the blue moon light\n\nHad partied all through the night.\n\nAll the other animals in the forest started to join in.\n\nEven the ones that were based on Pokémon.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThey let out a grunt as they pawed each other in the lake.\n\nThey explored their bodies with their fingers in the trees.\n\nThey moaned when they took it in the rump on all fours.\n\nTheir balls tingled with pleasure sucking cock down on their knees.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nNinety-nine coyotes woke up the next day around noon,\n\nAfter they had a pretty good time under the blue moon.\n\nPicking up their cell phone, they called all their friends.\n\nBecause, tonight, they're going to do it all again.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}